Today, I learned my neighbor can access my wireless printer from his house after it started printing off pictures of what I'm assuming is his penis. FML
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Today, I met my new neighbor. His wi-fi access point is named "TheRapistDownstairs." FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend likes to show his female co-workers his dick, by emailing them pictures of it. I found out when he included my email address in with theirs. FML
Today, I walked in on my husband jacking off to a photo of himself. FML
Today, I woke up to the sound of my neighbor pleasuring himself. FML
Today, I found out that my neighbor gets more pleasure out of me and my husband having it off then I do. FML
Today, after house sitting for my neighbor, I realized that he has a camera pointed at my pool. FML
Today, I went to move an intimate, very NSFW Word document to a secure folder on my phone. Instead, I accidentally sent it to a printer somewhere in my office building at work. I don't know which of my 40 coworkers or managers has it on their printer for when they arrive tomorrow morning. FML
Today, I found out my neighbor has been watching my husband and I have sex for the 2 years we've been married. He slaps his sausage and smokes 5 cigarettes while he watches. FML
Today, my roomate thought it would be funny to take pictures of my morning wood and put it up on Facebook for everyone to see. FML
Today, after moving miles to be with my boyfriend, I logged onto his computer just in time to see his other girlfriend had sent naked pictures. FML
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AholeCop 11
At least it shouldn't waste too much ink.
dustymuffler 5
You should put them at his door.
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Comments (138)
unlifeoftheparty 10
YDI, maybe now you'll remember to password protect.:P
dmoran20 27
You should change the name of your wireless access point to: don't need a short dick man....
Ins0mau 20
YDI. It's not THAT hard to secure your network!
Ukeee_X 19
Ask for a wee autograph and put it on the Internet
BrotherTheo 31
Count your blessings. He could be using your network to surf or something that could bring the FBI on you. Secure your network!
Hiimhaileypotter 52
If it doesn't, it probably should.
mikeymayhem_87 15
And this is why you get a cable and plug it into the computer, as opposed to using the wifi settings. It prevents weird shit like this from happening! Sorry Op!
WaywardDaughter 26
How would that solve the printing issue that OP is having?
ronski 41
The printer would be hard wired instead of wireless
jwa2000 3
It would still be available from the wireless network.
ronski 41
You would then turn off the wifi in the printer settings
mykelinva 4
So the picture looked like a penis only smaller
mykelinva 4
Hey… Has anyone seen my penis pictures? I hit the print button like five times.
perdix 29
Post them on Craigslist along with your neighbor's address. Maybe he can find a woman with a tiny ****** and a small mouth ;)
alliekat56 11
Love it