Today, I learned my neighbor can access my wireless printer from his house after it started printing off pictures of what I'm assuming is his penis. FML
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Today, I met my new neighbor. His wi-fi access point is named "TheRapistDownstairs." FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend likes to show his female co-workers his dick, by emailing them pictures of it. I found out when he included my email address in with theirs. FML
Today, I walked in on my husband jacking off to a photo of himself. FML
Today, I woke up to the sound of my neighbor pleasuring himself. FML
Today, I found out that my neighbor gets more pleasure out of me and my husband having it off then I do. FML
Today, after house sitting for my neighbor, I realized that he has a camera pointed at my pool. FML
Today, I went to move an intimate, very NSFW Word document to a secure folder on my phone. Instead, I accidentally sent it to a printer somewhere in my office building at work. I don't know which of my 40 coworkers or managers has it on their printer for when they arrive tomorrow morning. FML
Today, I found out my neighbor has been watching my husband and I have sex for the 2 years we've been married. He slaps his sausage and smokes 5 cigarettes while he watches. FML
Today, my roomate thought it would be funny to take pictures of my morning wood and put it up on Facebook for everyone to see. FML
Today, after moving miles to be with my boyfriend, I logged onto his computer just in time to see his other girlfriend had sent naked pictures. FML
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AholeCop 11
At least it shouldn't waste too much ink.
dustymuffler 5
You should put them at his door.
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Comments (138)
RoroRoxyRoo 2
password protect your WiFi and you won't have this problem. he is accessing your printer through your WiFi connection.
Sputnikspak 13
This is why we got rid of our wireless printer. I am not kidding. Someone - a neighbour, because it wasn't me or Dad, both of our PCs are in the same room, and my mother couldn't print from her laptop if her life depended on it - starting printing off ****. And fanfiction. About Animorphs. Yeaaah. We wired the printer to Dad's PC, shut down the 'wireless' function, and set up a printer account on his PC. I don't know which neighbour it was (I'm assuming not the lovely older lady I dogsit for, I don't think her computer HAS wireless capability), but I suspect the boy across the street. He always kinda creeped me out.
Kwithers 10
Now it's time to password protect your printer. A pass phrase of "needledick" would probably work...
csi_fml 19
Blackmail him with it?
downer3498 4
How about putting a password on your wireless network? This is why they've included that feature since 2003.
Coop817 19
Gotta give him props for his ingenuity
lowshadows 21
your username says it all OP.
bspiper87 7
Im not sure about your printer but my wifi printer doesnt just work off of wifi, you have to have the printer code and use icloud or similar, mine is linked to my google account so you have to be connect to my account to print wireless.
Nyahko 16
ya know that could be considered sexual harassment on the neighbors part you should totally go to the police and get them in massive legal shit oh and if you have anyone under 18 in your house he could be charged with intent to distribute pornography and or lude images to a minor
AgentClassyPants 9
I like how everyone is assuming he's old and fat. Is he cute?