Love and Intimacy: Today, at my job as a police officer, I had to arrest my own...

By DemCherries - 28/03/2017 15:00 - United States - Overland Park

Today, at my job as a police officer, I had to arrest my own girlfriend for having sex at Walmart. She tried to get me to let her out on the grounds of being "pretty" and dating me. She wants to continue the relationship. FML

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By single again - 06/09/2013 00:29 - United States - Chico

Today, I'm a police officer who had the honor of arresting my girlfriend of 3 months for prostitution. All of my coworkers at the station know her and won't stop giving me judging looks. FML

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By RBergman - 25/04/2015 20:05 - United States - Basin

Today, I had to arrest my own boyfriend for having sex in public. FML

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By Miss bad decisions - 03/11/2023 22:00

Today, my boyfriend and I got busted having public sex. In desperation, I promised the officer he could fuck me if he let us go. Now I've got an extra charge and probably an ex-boyfriend. FML

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By loveade11 - 12/01/2010 19:28 - France

Today, a police officer caught my girlfriend and me having sex. The officer was my dad, and we were butt naked in his new Ford Expedition. FML

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Whatcha do when they come for you?

By Anonymous - 22/01/2011 20:20 - United States

Today, my girlfriend called me to pick her up from jail. She'd been arrested for indecent exposure. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/08/2013 20:20 - United Kingdom - Slough

Today, my girlfriend was suspended from work after she was caught fucking one of her co-workers. FML

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Kinda sus

By kmf - 10/08/2009 19:06 - United States

Today, my girlfriend and I were starting to get hot and heavy in my truck at our favorite park. We started going at it and we were both butt naked when I saw a car pull into the lot. Not only was it a cop car, but the first thing the cop asked my girlfriend was, "Are you being held against your will?" FML

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Thanks, I hate it

By ken - 19/07/2011 07:40 - Canada

Today, I learned that my girlfriend is cheating on me when she was arrested for having sex in public. Not with me though. FML

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Adventure time

By Spice gone wrong - 31/05/2024 09:00 - United States

Today, my normally very unadventurous girlfriend decided she wanted to have public sex. We were naked in the back of her car when she saw someone in the distance, had a panic attack, and started screaming uncontrollably. I got arrested because a cop heard the screams and thought I was attacking her. FML

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Hello hello hello

By Bonnie and Clyde - 08/05/2015 02:18 - United States - Humble

Today, my boyfriend and I got busted by a cop for having sex in his car. When the cop sent us on our way, we went home and the garage was open, so we called the cops thinking someone was in the home. No one was in the house, and we got the same cop. FML

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Stealthninjaa 19

Tuesday 28 March 2017 22:08

Safe to say that she's not a keeper...

ApparentlyNotEno 28

Tuesday 28 March 2017 22:07

Shite way to find out, OP... but at least you found out. No leniency for that one - book her and run for the hills!

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ApparentlyNotEno 28

Tuesday 28 March 2017 22:07

Shite way to find out, OP... but at least you found out. No leniency for that one - book her and run for the hills!

readingrachel 9

Tuesday 28 March 2017 22:08

That's rough buddy

Stealthninjaa 19

Tuesday 28 March 2017 22:08

Safe to say that she's not a keeper...

Fucc_Logic_4evah 13

Tuesday 28 March 2017 22:09

I mean if you take her back, you won't have the respect of me, one random stranger on the internet! THINK ABOUT IT, OP!? HOW WOULD YOU LIVE WITH YOURSELF?! Without my respect, I mean.

ACCOUNTKILLER 18

Thursday 30 March 2017 3:10

If he takes her back SHE'LL respect him even less.

mcruff 12

Tuesday 28 March 2017 22:24

This is one of those situations where I'm like "okay, the police aren't that bad"

Turtleizer567 1

Tuesday 28 March 2017 23:12

Yikes! Sorry buddy :( No shortage of crazies out there. Unfortunately you don't usually find out you got one until something like this happens. Hopefully you didn't have too much time invested. Either way, I guess it's a good thing you found out now vs. some years (/a mortgage/marriage/kids/etc.) down the road. Keep your chin up op!

sophiehelen 32

Wednesday 29 March 2017 8:27

She's not crazy, she's just an almighty ******** and a moron

interesting33 36

Tuesday 28 March 2017 23:23

Comment moderated for rule-breaking.

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Namenlos_fml 20

Wednesday 29 March 2017 1:07

There are worse ways to find out she was cheating. If she tries to manipulate her and your friends into being on her side because you dumped your ass, you just show them the arrest record.