Love and Intimacy: Today, at my job as a police officer, I had to arrest my own...

By DemCherries - 28/03/2017 15:00 - United States - Overland Park

Today, at my job as a police officer, I had to arrest my own girlfriend for having sex at Walmart. She tried to get me to let her out on the grounds of being "pretty" and dating me. She wants to continue the relationship. FML

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Stealthninjaa 19

Tuesday 28 March 2017 22:08

Safe to say that she's not a keeper...

ApparentlyNotEno 28

Tuesday 28 March 2017 22:07

Shite way to find out, OP... but at least you found out. No leniency for that one - book her and run for the hills!

ApparentlyNotEno 28

Tuesday 28 March 2017 22:07

Shite way to find out, OP... but at least you found out. No leniency for that one - book her and run for the hills!

readingrachel 9

Tuesday 28 March 2017 22:08

That's rough buddy

Stealthninjaa 19

Tuesday 28 March 2017 22:08

Safe to say that she's not a keeper...

Fucc_Logic_4evah 13

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Tuesday 28 March 2017 22:09

I mean if you take her back, you won't have the respect of me, one random stranger on the internet! THINK ABOUT IT, OP!? HOW WOULD YOU LIVE WITH YOURSELF?! Without my respect, I mean.

ACCOUNTKILLER 18

Thursday 30 March 2017 3:10

If he takes her back SHE'LL respect him even less.

mcruff 12

Tuesday 28 March 2017 22:24

This is one of those situations where I'm like "okay, the police aren't that bad"

Turtleizer567 1

Tuesday 28 March 2017 23:12

Yikes! Sorry buddy :( No shortage of crazies out there. Unfortunately you don't usually find out you got one until something like this happens. Hopefully you didn't have too much time invested. Either way, I guess it's a good thing you found out now vs. some years (/a mortgage/marriage/kids/etc.) down the road. Keep your chin up op!

sophiehelen 32

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Wednesday 29 March 2017 8:27

She's not crazy, she's just an almighty dickhead and a moron

interesting33 36

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Tuesday 28 March 2017 23:23

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Namenlos_fml 20

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Wednesday 29 March 2017 1:07

There are worse ways to find out she was cheating. If she tries to manipulate her and your friends into being on her side because you dumped your ass, you just show them the arrest record.