FOOTBALL player reveals TRUTH!

By fml9124 - 28/01/2021 20:01

Today, I told my wife Philip Rivers retired. Being born and bred in Baltimore, she hates anything Colts now. "Philip is a stupid name", she says. I pointed out my middle name is Philip. She laughed, then said, "Are you serious?" We've been married 33 years. FML
I agree, your life sucks 793
You deserved it 110

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wow how does your wife not know your middle name that's kind of a red flag

Oh, I see the problem! You're dealing with a Baltimoron!

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wow how does your wife not know your middle name that's kind of a red flag

Oh, I see the problem! You're dealing with a Baltimoron!

wooooooww was she baked 😂