rj93
United Kingdom
Today, I learned if you dream you're having a piss, you most likely are having a piss. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
crap
Mansfield, United States
Today, I realized that if you are dreaming that you have diarrhea, you probably have diarrhea. FML
Anonymous
Australia
Number one or number two?
Today, I found out that the myth about what happens when you dream you're going to the toilet is not entirely untrue. At least for me. FML
watersport
United States
Today, I woke up because I really had to pee. I got out of bed, went to the bathroom and went back to bed. Or so I thought. I did pee, but I only dreamed that I got out of bed. FML
Anonymous
Aspley, Australia
No shit
Today, I had a dream that I was having one of the best poops of my life. I woke up feeling very content and relaxed, until I rolled over and realised it wasn't a dream. FML
Anonymous
Randolph, United States
You sleep in your pants?
Today, I dreamt that I was using the toilet. The toilet was a dream, but the rest wasn't. My pants were soaked. FML
Oh, piss
United States
Nature calls
Today, I had a ridiculous dream where I was taking a piss that seemed to last forever, all while my sister was listening in and making sarcastic comments about it. I then woke up and immediately did the exact same thing, except with no sister making sarcastic comments about it. Not that it made it any better. FML
Anonymous
Norwalk, United States
Today, I was house-sitting for my friend. He was late to return and I ended up falling asleep on the couch and having a dream where I violently shat myself and suddenly developed a six-pack. When I woke up, I found the dream was half true. FML
JustADream
United States
Today, I woke up and went to the bathroom and took a massive piss. Then I actually woke up, well and truly soaked. FML
Anonymous
Dunedin, New Zealand
Today, I learned that you can be so sleep deprived that you sleep through your alarm, a construction crew outside your house, and your bladder completely voiding itself. FML
Courtney
Nearly did a Jimi Hendrix
Today, I had a dream in which I was throwing up. Turns out it wasn’t a dream and I woke up to puke all over the bed. FML
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DaFudge 6
I think that this has happened to everyone once in their life.
OMGIFOUNDWALDO 6
it doesn't work that way when you dream about having sex :(
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Comments (253)
RomoniReed 6
Happened to me after drinking too much one night.
KiddNYC1O 22
Beers do that.
Pool8oi 0
what are you 5?
CoolStoryScrote 6
Unfortunately, I know how you feel. It's OK though, it happens to everyone, people just don't talk about that. P.S. Lol like OP ever comes back or reads these comments
SuperNinjaa 0
When you pee in your dreams, you pee for real
Amadeus_fml 8
That happened to me once like 7 years ago.
autezz24680 2
ain't THAT a bitch...
Northside6934 0
I have done that!
vitaldisplay 0
You are a grown man, you should be ashamed of yourself.
daydreamer244 13
Always pee before you go to bed.
Mauskau 36
When I was 5 I had a dream I was in a land of floating toilets, that was the last time I wet the bed.