By anon - 1/6/2018 01:30

Nightmare Fuel

Today, at work, I had a coughing fit so bad I actually shat myself. What felt like a gallon of liquid crap poured down my trouser leg onto the floor. I work in a competitive office and this happened in front of 30 spiteful coworkers who love posting pics online. FML
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By  tranced_  |  43

I remember I had a noisy fart in a classroom full of 30-40 students, and it scarred my image for the rest of the semester. But now that I look back at that incident, it wasn't as bad as shitting myself in the office full of coworkers :'D

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By  tranced_  |  43

I remember I had a noisy fart in a classroom full of 30-40 students, and it scarred my image for the rest of the semester. But now that I look back at that incident, it wasn't as bad as shitting myself in the office full of coworkers :'D

By  RichardPencil  |  27

You have to quit your job. No one is ever going to be able to look at you with a straight face again. Even the Bangladeshi sewer diver is laughing at you.

Next, relocate to where there’s no internet service.