FML : Nightmare Fuel

Nightmare Fuel

Today, at work, I had a coughing fit so bad I actually shat myself. What felt like a gallon of liquid crap poured down my trouser leg onto the floor. I work in a competitive office and this happened in front of 30 spiteful coworkers who love posting pics online. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By anon - / Friday 1 June 2018 01:30 /

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By ChromoTec | 23

#7641819 - Friday 1 June 2018 1:56

Please send the link to these photos

By tranced_ | 41

#7641820 - Friday 1 June 2018 2:00

I remember I had a noisy fart in a classroom full of 30-40 students, and it scarred my image for the rest of the semester. But now that I look back at that incident, it wasn't as bad as shitting myself in the office full of coworkers :'D

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By Erik Gudmundson | 9

#7635027 - Wednesday 16 May 2018 7:40

swamp ass at its finest

By pugs | 12

#7641814 - Friday 1 June 2018 1:46

That must’ve been a real shit show.

By ChromoTec | 23

#7641819 - Friday 1 June 2018 1:56

Please send the link to these photos

Spiritbird | 16

#7641839 - Friday 1 June 2018 3:31

Eww...gross!

By tranced_ | 41

#7641820 - Friday 1 June 2018 2:00

By Donut_Wizard | 23

#7641825 - Friday 1 June 2018 2:05

Never trust a wet fart.

By RichardPencil | 25

#7641831 - Friday 1 June 2018 2:42

You have to quit your job. No one is ever going to be able to look at you with a straight face again. Even the Bangladeshi sewer diver is laughing at you.

Next, relocate to where there’s no internet service.