Nightmare Fuel

By anon - 01/06/2018 01:30

Today, at work, I had a coughing fit so bad I actually shat myself. What felt like a gallon of liquid crap poured down my trouser leg onto the floor. I work in a competitive office and this happened in front of 30 spiteful coworkers who love posting pics online. FML
I agree, your life sucks 4 673
You deserved it 376

Same thing different taste

Top comments

ChromoTec 24

Please send the link to these photos

I remember I had a noisy fart in a classroom full of 30-40 students, and it scarred my image for the rest of the semester. But now that I look back at that incident, it wasn't as bad as ******** myself in the office full of coworkers :'D

Comments

pugs 12

That must’ve been a real shit show.

I remember I had a noisy fart in a classroom full of 30-40 students, and it scarred my image for the rest of the semester. But now that I look back at that incident, it wasn't as bad as ******** myself in the office full of coworkers :'D

Donut_Wizard 23

You have to quit your job. No one is ever going to be able to look at you with a straight face again. Even the Bangladeshi sewer diver is laughing at you. Next, relocate to where there’s no internet service.

Leaving everything else and quickly reaching to cover your asshole furiously with both hands, while you cough, should be the norm these days.

That is just really shitty. I hope you bitch the crap out of them when you get back to work for posting those photos online.

Time to quit. And report those you caught taking photos.

Lobby_Bee 17

I can see a post all about this with photos in FML in a few days.

like Negan said on The Walking Dead, I hope you had your shittin pants on.