Today, I learned if you dream you're having a piss, you most likely are having a piss. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Same thing different taste
Today, I realized that if you are dreaming that you have diarrhea, you probably have diarrhea. FML
Number one or number two?
Today, I found out that the myth about what happens when you dream you're going to the toilet is not entirely untrue. At least for me. FML
Today, I woke up because I really had to pee. I got out of bed, went to the bathroom and went back to bed. Or so I thought. I did pee, but I only dreamed that I got out of bed. FML
No shit
Today, I had a dream that I was having one of the best poops of my life. I woke up feeling very content and relaxed, until I rolled over and realised it wasn't a dream. FML
You sleep in your pants?
Today, I dreamt that I was using the toilet. The toilet was a dream, but the rest wasn't. My pants were soaked. FML
Nature calls
Today, I had a ridiculous dream where I was taking a piss that seemed to last forever, all while my sister was listening in and making sarcastic comments about it. I then woke up and immediately did the exact same thing, except with no sister making sarcastic comments about it. Not that it made it any better. FML
Today, I was house-sitting for my friend. He was late to return and I ended up falling asleep on the couch and having a dream where I violently shat myself and suddenly developed a six-pack. When I woke up, I found the dream was half true. FML
Today, I woke up and went to the bathroom and took a massive piss. Then I actually woke up, well and truly soaked. FML
Today, I learned that you can be so sleep deprived that you sleep through your alarm, a construction crew outside your house, and your bladder completely voiding itself. FML
Nearly did a Jimi Hendrix
Today, I had a dream in which I was throwing up. Turns out it wasn’t a dream and I woke up to puke all over the bed. FML
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DaFudge 6
I think that this has happened to everyone once in their life.
OMGIFOUNDWALDO 6
it doesn't work that way when you dream about having sex :(
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Comments (253)
shepdog123 0
It is the same thing when you dream you are taking a shit most of the time.
cjzolo2 5
That has happened to me before. Also I had a dream I was riding a horse, I found out I was riding a stuffed horse around in circles while i was sleep walking
ACTUALbanana 2
That's actually kind of awesome.
Connor02 0
I learned this when I was like 7 years old. If you're digging this out just now, well you finish the sentence...
wowthatsukzz 0
Happened to me too bro
zander4310 5
**** that shit
cblackleyy 3
amen .
mimilu000 0
always happens to me!!
ZoZo17_fml 0
...that happens to me all the time...
rc03 0
My girlfriend does that often I hate it
nubx 0
Interesting. That happened to me a week ago