By cad515 - 7/7/2021 02:01

Going too far

  Today, my girlfriend and I decided to try role play. She suggested I be a robber, so I went outside and tried to break in my window, wearing nothing but my underwear and a ski mask on. She decided it would be funny to call the cops, because it would, "add to the mood." They came. FML
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By  Charlie Given  |  24

well OP this raises some serious red flags is your girlfriend just really stupid or was she trying to get you shot by some trigger happy cops either way it's time to dump her ass and find somebody who cares about you.

By  PenguinPal3017  |  19

I'd recommend getting revenge then leaving her.