Today, I learned if you dream you're having a piss, you most likely are having a piss. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, I realized that if you are dreaming that you have diarrhea, you probably have diarrhea. FML
Number one or number two?
Today, I found out that the myth about what happens when you dream you're going to the toilet is not entirely untrue. At least for me. FML
Today, I woke up because I really had to pee. I got out of bed, went to the bathroom and went back to bed. Or so I thought. I did pee, but I only dreamed that I got out of bed. FML
No shit
Today, I had a dream that I was having one of the best poops of my life. I woke up feeling very content and relaxed, until I rolled over and realised it wasn't a dream. FML
You sleep in your pants?
Today, I dreamt that I was using the toilet. The toilet was a dream, but the rest wasn't. My pants were soaked. FML
Nature calls
Today, I had a ridiculous dream where I was taking a piss that seemed to last forever, all while my sister was listening in and making sarcastic comments about it. I then woke up and immediately did the exact same thing, except with no sister making sarcastic comments about it. Not that it made it any better. FML
Today, I was house-sitting for my friend. He was late to return and I ended up falling asleep on the couch and having a dream where I violently shat myself and suddenly developed a six-pack. When I woke up, I found the dream was half true. FML
Today, I woke up and went to the bathroom and took a massive piss. Then I actually woke up, well and truly soaked. FML
Today, I learned that you can be so sleep deprived that you sleep through your alarm, a construction crew outside your house, and your bladder completely voiding itself. FML
Nearly did a Jimi Hendrix
Today, I had a dream in which I was throwing up. Turns out it wasn’t a dream and I woke up to puke all over the bed. FML
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DaFudge 6
I think that this has happened to everyone once in their life.
OMGIFOUNDWALDO 6
it doesn't work that way when you dream about having sex :(
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Comments (253)
_words_of_wisdom 4
****** hate that
littleamsers 4
That's happened to me twice in my life....
gthum 10
I've learned that over the years too.
ajmk58201 6
If only it worked that way for sex.....and a few other things lol
KJON 0
I hate that, you pee and never get relieved in the dream until your body says **** it
hohohoes 3
this fml actually happened to me a couple weeks ago.
chickenpie90 16
Happened to me once
m00nlightglory 0
Lol its iight at least know one was on da bed wif u
UndeRgroUnd206 4
It's cool if you talk like that but I'm sure you can spell correctly
iluvcandy 7
Happened to me before
ElectricChrome7 0
Dreams do come true.