rj93
United Kingdom
Today, I learned if you dream you're having a piss, you most likely are having a piss. FML
Collection
Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Same thing different taste
crap
Mansfield, United States
Today, I realized that if you are dreaming that you have diarrhea, you probably have diarrhea. FML
Anonymous
Australia
Number one or number two?
Today, I found out that the myth about what happens when you dream you're going to the toilet is not entirely untrue. At least for me. FML
watersport
United States
Today, I woke up because I really had to pee. I got out of bed, went to the bathroom and went back to bed. Or so I thought. I did pee, but I only dreamed that I got out of bed. FML
Anonymous
Aspley, Australia
No shit
Today, I had a dream that I was having one of the best poops of my life. I woke up feeling very content and relaxed, until I rolled over and realised it wasn't a dream. FML
Anonymous
Randolph, United States
You sleep in your pants?
Today, I dreamt that I was using the toilet. The toilet was a dream, but the rest wasn't. My pants were soaked. FML
Oh, piss
United States
Nature calls
Today, I had a ridiculous dream where I was taking a piss that seemed to last forever, all while my sister was listening in and making sarcastic comments about it. I then woke up and immediately did the exact same thing, except with no sister making sarcastic comments about it. Not that it made it any better. FML
Anonymous
Norwalk, United States
Today, I was house-sitting for my friend. He was late to return and I ended up falling asleep on the couch and having a dream where I violently shat myself and suddenly developed a six-pack. When I woke up, I found the dream was half true. FML
JustADream
United States
Today, I woke up and went to the bathroom and took a massive piss. Then I actually woke up, well and truly soaked. FML
Anonymous
Dunedin, New Zealand
Today, I learned that you can be so sleep deprived that you sleep through your alarm, a construction crew outside your house, and your bladder completely voiding itself. FML
Courtney
Nearly did a Jimi Hendrix
Today, I had a dream in which I was throwing up. Turns out it wasn’t a dream and I woke up to puke all over the bed. FML
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DaFudge 6
I think that this has happened to everyone once in their life.
OMGIFOUNDWALDO 6
it doesn't work that way when you dream about having sex :(
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Lorysa 11
I had this exact dream today, but I woke up just in time. FYL for not being as lucky, OP! Always remember to pee just before bed.
seanrox126 0
Oh my god that happened to me too
sbielss 4
haha yea you are not alone
mplan68 7
That used to happen to me when i was a kid, 2 or 3 times a year until i was about 8. Then i made myself put in checks for myself to check if i were dreaming or not before i would start to go. I even do these checks now, years later, when awake, just to make sure before i go. Usually in the mornining when i'm still groggy. Now all my dreams are lucid, which is to say, i realize i'm dreaming, and can control my dreams now. The only problem now is that i lose track of whether i'm dreaming or not when i have a dream in my dream. As a result, this happend to me once last year in a dream i had while i was dreaming a lucid dream, but i caught myself and stopped it mid flow. Once in 15 years isn't bad i'd say.
zuzupetalsYO 11
Added to favs
brun12 1
I've done that, with both my pregnancies lol
russianspy1234 11
I've dreamt of peeing before, and every single time I've woken up and gone to bathroom if I needed to. your muscles are contracted when you are dreaming, if you are peeing while asleep as an adult, you could possibly have a fairly serious medical condition and should get yourself checked out.
Okayitwasme 0
Now only if we're the same with guessing the winning numbers to a lottery in your sleep. Wake up and win!
gotaphd 6
Claaaaaasic... -__-
danman789 0
Dont worry, your not the only one