By Starchyld - 11/11/2009 12:21 - Canada

Today, I went on blind date with a guy because both our moms thought we'd like eachother. Things were going really well until I got up to go to the bathroom and he says: "My mom was right, you do have perfect breedin' hips!" FML
I agree, your life sucks 41 901
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Raiderwrstler65 0

lol you must be a good selection for him to plant his seed

chloelove210 0

OMG thats soooo awkward! runnnnnn!!!!!!!


that sucks!!!!

inconvienentgurl 0

This is a compliment...not an fml would u rather be a twig that has to have a c-section just to get the baby or have hips which give you more room to push your baby out dont be mad just because he said that so not an fml!!!

YDI for not knowing how to take a compliment. what a b*tch

FYL for being such a humorless, ignorant piece of fluff He just used humor and complimented you at the same time. Fuck your life O and this is officialy the fourth comment thankyou

suaveneanderthal 0

are you sure your mom isn't his mom's sister or something? who the hell says breedin hips

#28- I have very large hips and am still going to need a C-section because I also happen to be very short and very that area. A baby will probably just not fit. Me and all of my siblings were born via C-section and my mom is basically the same size as me. There's nothing wrong with it and body shape has very little to do with how a baby is born.

freaking compliment!! !!!!!

actually about 150 years ago larger hips was the trait to look for. it meant they could work harder and less chance of death during child birth

chloelove210 0

OMG thats soooo awkward! runnnnnn!!!!!!!

It was obvs in a joking way, as things were going well...

angryseatroll 5

Well, thats a little nasty

it's a compliment!!! he's sayin u hav nice hips: well he cud hav been less crude and atleast left out the part about his mother sayin that but stil!!!!

Raiderwrstler65 0

lol you must be a good selection for him to plant his seed

tlol 0

is this a bad thing...


Where I come from, thats a compliment!

MrKrypt 0


My guess would be Ohio...

DunHassleDuhHoff 0

NO making fun Alabama for incest! I lived there for a while and they don't have incest... ...just a fuckload of rape... ...and child criminals...

music_baby224 0

but no incest right? sounds good.

No... Try looking at the guys flag... It's Canadian. Do you guys know what a Canadian flag looks like?

vballerlover07 0

Are you guys retarded? He has a Canadian flag so he is either part/full Canadian or he was born there. His name has Ohio in it so he probably lives in Ohio now.


OH- ( i as well live there)

meagaplexxx 0

west India?

kimmiekimmiekong 0

don't hate on Ohio!

monkey27 0

It's jus a pik dnt mean he's from Canada, jus saying

If things were going really well until then he was probably joking..

You could only hope so.

some men look for that in woman subconsciously. this guy is just a little

yeah I agree!

sparxva 12

Its a joke. Get over it. I read this FML to my fiance and she asked "do you think I have perfect breeding hips?" so I told her "I don't know, get naked and I'll check." ... and then we both laughed. Learn to take a joke and not get upset so easily.

I think there might be a difference between fiance and FIRST DATE.

did he say it with a hill billy accent?

and did you hear banjo's in the distance...?

ElMundio87 0

hyuk hyuk


* smacks lips *