Today, after getting stressed out by my parents having a serious fight for hours, I'm now listening to their make-up sex. FML
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Today, I can hear my parents having sex in the next room. FML
Today, I was lying in bed, trying to sleep, when I heard my parents having sex, so I put on my headphones. After listening to music for a good long while, I figured they were done by now, so I took off the headphones just in time to hear them finish. FML
Today, I’ve had to listen to my parents discovering that they were both cheating on each other. As I left, they were screaming at each other. When I got home, not only had they calmed down, they were openly discussing whether their other partners might be interested in foursomes or swinging. Ew. FML
Today, I woke up at 1:39 a.m. to my dad's phone going off, only to hear my parents having sex. It's now 2:12 a.m. and I can still hear them going at it. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I heard my parents going at it upstairs. He said, "sounds like they're having more fun than we did." To make it worse, he crept to their door and put his ear to it, telling me what he heard. FML
Today, I heard my parents having sex. It wouldn't have been so bad if we weren't in the same hotel room. They thought I was asleep. FML
Today, I muted the TV just in time to hear my mom yell at my dad about how their sex life is "non-existent". FML
Today, I had to listen to my mother flirting on the phone with my dad's new girlfriend's ex-husband. FML
Today, I finally told my parents I would be changing bedrooms because I could no longer stand hearing them having sex, which is awkward and disturbing. Later, my dad came and asked me quietly if I thought my mom sounded "satisfied." FML
Today, I had my parents over at my new apartment. As I was telling them how quiet and peaceful my new place is, we could hear my neighbors talking nasty to each other before launching into a full-blown sex ordeal. FML
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Top comments
marinegrant 14
Look at the bright side, Make up sex is always better then divorce
Noheartbeat 19
At least they made up. Put some music on. :P
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Comments (40)
marinegrant 14
Look at the bright side, Make up sex is always better then divorce
Ravike 17
May God protect you from all the Grammar Nazi's.
laalaleslie 13
All the Grammar Nazi's what, hmmm? I'd like to know.
adrian1910 15
Do what I did, leave you're house.
backmanrv 5
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marinegrant 14
Whoops. *than
Ravike 17
#19 well OP found the error, feeling smart for missing it?
syed121417 22
Get over yourself, please. I use proper grammar most of the time, but you don't see me correcting everyone. You got corrected. It's not the end of the world so ******* accept it. Who's said she missed the error? She just corrected yours
Noheartbeat 19
At least they made up. Put some music on. :P
CoGhostRider 31
Always did love earphones, they work well for either the fighting or the making up
gracehi 31
Yep. Growing up, my bedroom was right next to my parents' and I'd play music every Saturday morning to drown out their failed attempt at being quiet.
ostfaiz 18
this may create trouble for OPs parents look at his profile name ;)
sarah5745 41
Well at least they made up! Much better than worrying all day
Indianboy9321 25
At least your parents love each other and actually work stuff out rather than get divorced! 95% of this site would have suggested that divorce!
supernerd95 17
i agree..
YellowKettleBell 31
good. that's what the thumbs up button is for.
jojimugo 20
Puts some earphone and let your parents get their loving on
tacojauns 45
At least it's not break up sex
x0frnak 13
earphones are your friend
cookie_93 7
Yes, headphones are your best friends for situations like this.
Stryker_13 19
It's not like you need to stay in the house. You could always go watch a movie or something.
Garrett2818 21
Exactly, I would have left immediately haha.
201chasew 22
OP may not have access to go somewhere else. if it's too dark outside, it may be past the town/ cities curfew. OP could always listen to music like the other people have suggested.
Mekeritrig 15
Make-up sex is the best tho.