By garage - France
Today, my dad thought it'd be funny to put an Edward Cullen cutout behind my car as I backed it out the garage to see my reaction. Oh it was funny alright, except I was so scared that when I saw him through the mirror I reacted by stepping on the gas. We now have half a garage door. FML
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  Rocco1990  |  0

Was it because you thought you would hit a person? or because you actually thought it was Robert Pattison? If so YDI for liking a complete piece of crap series.


Maybe she was scared cuz he is a vampire.. I mean, when his sparkle meter gets to full bore he stalks and impregnates (with demon babies) every chick in sight..

I made up a new term:

Twisexuality: Basically, a sexual preference for beastiality and necrophelia..

Twisexuals: Fat, horny, obsessed pre-teens who want to fuck animals or dead people from cartoons..

  Styna_fml  |  0

something is wrong with this scenario. if you were backing out of the garage, it would have been fully open. I don't see how your cat would have hit the garage door, maybe the sides of the garage?

  fawfulster  |  11

*Bullshit some faggot with no literary criteria would read (note that it also implies sex after marriage is good and that the characters all live in the 1st phase of falling in love: "perfection"); Literary garbage; Plotless story; Shit that ruins everything, even (

  Kathy24  |  0

#4: just because she stepped on the gas doesn't mean she went forward. When the car is in reverse and she steps on the gas, guess what... it's gonna go backwards. duh. think.

  ceinaworus  |  0

stupid fucks. she backed out of the garage and the cut out was near the door behind her. she got scared and gunned it instead of
braking and hit the dood and took off the door. she was in reverse dipshits. I know this because she was "backing out". go to fucking school stupid shits.