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Was it because you thought you would hit a person? or because you actually thought it was Robert Pattison? If so YDI for liking a complete piece of crap series.
funny
YDI FOR HAVING A CAR
Maybe she was scared cuz he is a vampire.. I mean, when his sparkle meter gets to full bore he stalks and impregnates (with demon babies) every chick in sight.. Btw: I made up a new term: Twisexuality: Basically, a sexual preference for *********** and necrophelia.. Twisexuals: Fat, horny, obsessed pre-teens who want to **** animals or dead people from cartoons..
She/he did say that she/he was scared... I don't think she/he likes the series.
something is wrong with this scenario. if you were backing out of the garage, it would have been fully open. I don't see how your cat would have hit the garage door, maybe the sides of the garage?
im going to say ydi for not running him down and trying to save everyone from more horrible movies
your dad is funny
exactly what i was thinking...thats trippy :)
Yeah, and if you were backing out of your garage, wouldn't the car have been in reverse? Meaning you would've hit the cutout, not the garage?
Twighlight......it torments us all
*Twilight.
*Crap.
*Bullshit some ****** with no literary criteria would read (note that it also implies sex after marriage is good and that the characters all live in the 1st phase of falling in love: "perfection"); Literary garbage; Plotless story; Shit that ruins everything, even FML.com (Mylifeistwilight.com).
And yet, it's one of the most popular things in the world. Hm....
*Tinkerbell and mandogwoman fight over a pair of pants
We make that our goal. Not the sparkling bit, but being simultaneously ginger and scary.
Think, next time.
#4: just because she stepped on the gas doesn't mean she went forward. When the car is in reverse and she steps on the gas, guess what... it's gonna go backwards. duh. think.
The real question is why was the garage door closed if OP was backing out?
Read before you reply there's nowhere where it say forward .
The garage door opener was probably in the process of opening when they freaked out .
LOL thank you #8... And that was good OP, at least your dad learned a lesson... FYL
Exactly what I was wondering.
That truly is the stuff of nightmares
makes no sense. if you are backing out of the driveway, how did u hit the garage? if u were in the garage, shouldnt the door be open? stupid.
I approve of your attempt to murder Ed Cullen. If I saw a glittery gay vampire I'd probably try to mow him down with my car too.
why didn't you see if before you got in the car?
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Hehe. (: *He* deserved that one.
I approve of your attempt to murder Ed Cullen. If I saw a glittery gay vampire I'd probably try to mow him down with my car too.