By garage - 27/01/2010 06:21 - France
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Maybe she was scared cuz he is a vampire.. I mean, when his sparkle meter gets to full bore he stalks and impregnates (with demon babies) every chick in sight.. Btw: I made up a new term: Twisexuality: Basically, a sexual preference for beastiality and necrophelia.. Twisexuals: Fat, horny, obsessed pre-teens who want to fuck animals or dead people from cartoons..
*Bullshit some faggot with no literary criteria would read (note that it also implies sex after marriage is good and that the characters all live in the 1st phase of falling in love: "perfection"); Literary garbage; Plotless story; Shit that ruins everything, even FML.com (Mylifeistwilight.com).
Hehe. (: *He* deserved that one.
I approve of your attempt to murder Ed Cullen. If I saw a glittery gay vampire I'd probably try to mow him down with my car too.