By SkiMaskFukd - 07/05/2010 13:25 - United States

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Today, I just realized the harder my girlfriend comes during sex, the louder she snores after. I've tried earplugs but sometimes, like tonight, once I am up, I can't fall back to sleep. My choices are thus great sex and no sleep, or great sleep but no sex. FML
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tysta 0

Just Jack off and sleep good.... Problem solved.

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dyslexic_jd 10

Wait til you're married. You'll never be woken up from snoring again.... True story...

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newburton13 26

There is also the choice of "new girlfriend".

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JessiokaFroka 5

... Or you could have sex at a different time of day. Just a thought.

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kikkilinu 3

Breathe Right nasal strips. Great sex and great sleep. I think.

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MadEgyptian 8

**** in the morning

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swedeNix 13

Just have Great sex a bit longer and u wont wake up(?)

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