FML : Today, I wanted to sleep in after a rough week, only to be woken up by my roommate's sex screams and the pounding of her bed against the wall. Earplugs...

Today, I wanted to sleep in after a rough week, only to be woken up by my roommate's sex screams and the pounding of her bed against the wall. Earplugs did not help. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous - / Saturday 7 November 2009 16:24 / United States

Intimacy

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By perdix | 29

#659552 - Saturday 7 November 2009 20:16

A good three-way would have helped to smoothen out that week.

By wozer | 0

#659757 - Saturday 7 November 2009 22:36

sounds like her roommate had it pretty rough too

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By Drakon_fml | 7

#659520 - Saturday 7 November 2009 20:05

Don't be hatin.

iJasper | 8

#2917865 - Monday 18 July 2011 2:51

O.o

Diarrhea_Volcano | 29

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By hXcsoccerplaya | 0

#659544 - Saturday 7 November 2009 20:15

hah I'm sorry for you. that wasn't your fault, and I can relate to you cause i also had a rough week

wozer | 0

#659757 - Saturday 7 November 2009 22:36

sounds like her roommate had it pretty rough too

By thatonekid2010 | 0

#659545 - Saturday 7 November 2009 20:15

hahaha that sucks

By dxscorp | 0

#659546 - Saturday 7 November 2009 20:15

first

but yeah fyl...you shouldve joined them though

Jbiebs82 | 0

#991642 - Thursday 13 May 2010 7:59

Poor you ur not first... BLUEBERRY PANCAKES!!!!!

By perdix | 29

#659552 - Saturday 7 November 2009 20:16

A good three-way would have helped to smoothen out that week.

By coolsteve | 0

#659574 - Saturday 7 November 2009 20:24

YDI for having neighbours

ryguy997 | 0

#1028766 - Saturday 12 June 2010 22:56

6 lives in the middle of nowhere.

By ruben7467 | 0

#659617 - Saturday 7 November 2009 20:47

it's not really a fml unless you can't get action?

Ashleexx | 0

#1396635 - Monday 13 September 2010 8:15

yeaah it is , cause she had to listen to it !!

By Kureyna | 0

#659682 - Saturday 7 November 2009 21:28

That sucks, but who knows what joining them could lead too. XD

By Mx_Rider | 6

#659686 - Saturday 7 November 2009 21:33

a three sum woulda made ur week a lil better, pretty sure a dick in ur vaj would have lightened u up :D

brenkite | 5

#4389259 - Friday 4 May 2012 4:20

Spelling and grammar lessons would have gotten you likes

By thebawss | 0

#659696 - Saturday 7 November 2009 21:40

hot

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