Intimacy: Today, I wanted to sleep in after a rough week, only to be woken...

By Anonymous - 07/11/2009 16:24 - United States

Today, I wanted to sleep in after a rough week, only to be woken up by my roommate's sex screams and the pounding of her bed against the wall. Earplugs did not help. FML

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perdix 29

Saturday 7 November 2009 20:16

A good three-way would have helped to smoothen out that week.

wozer 0

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Saturday 7 November 2009 22:36

sounds like her roommate had it pretty rough too

Drakon_fml 7

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Saturday 7 November 2009 20:05

Don't be hatin.

iJasper 8

Monday 18 July 2011 2:51

O.o

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Saturday 7 November 2009 20:15

hah I'm sorry for you. that wasn't your fault, and I can relate to you cause i also had a rough week

wozer 0

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Saturday 7 November 2009 22:36

sounds like her roommate had it pretty rough too

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Saturday 7 November 2009 20:15

hahaha that sucks

dxscorp 0

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Saturday 7 November 2009 20:15

first but yeah fyl...you shouldve joined them though

Jbiebs82 0

Thursday 13 May 2010 7:59

Poor you ur not first... BLUEBERRY PANCAKES!!!!!

perdix 29

Saturday 7 November 2009 20:16

A good three-way would have helped to smoothen out that week.

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Saturday 7 November 2009 20:24

YDI for having neighbours

ryguy997 0

Saturday 12 June 2010 22:56

6 lives in the middle of nowhere.

ruben7467 0

Saturday 7 November 2009 20:47

it's not really a fml unless you can't get action?

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Monday 13 September 2010 8:15

yeaah it is , cause she had to listen to it !!

Kureyna 0

Saturday 7 November 2009 21:28

That sucks, but who knows what joining them could lead too. XD

Mx_Rider 6

Saturday 7 November 2009 21:33

a three sum woulda made ur week a lil better, pretty sure a dick in ur vaj would have lightened u up :D

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Friday 4 May 2012 4:20

Spelling and grammar lessons would have gotten you likes

thebawss 0

Saturday 7 November 2009 21:40

hot

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Today, I was at the movie theater, and an attractive woman was working the concession stand. She was so beautiful, I accidentally tripped over my tongue and asked for cop porn instead of popcorn. I was so embarrassed that I left immediately. I don't think I'm ever going to a movie theater again. FML

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