Intimacy: Today, I wanted to sleep in after a rough week, only to be woken...

By Anonymous - 07/11/2009 16:24 - United States

Today, I wanted to sleep in after a rough week, only to be woken up by my roommate's sex screams and the pounding of her bed against the wall. Earplugs did not help. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/09/2021 20:00

Today, for the second week in a row, I woke up to the sound of my awful upstairs neighbors having sex between the hours of 1 and 3 AM. Their bed is so noisy, and earplugs barely help. At this point, based on the rhythm of their bed squeaking, I can tell when they're about to finish, and I hate it. FML

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Keep it down

By Anonymous - 13/09/2022 07:00

Today, I was woken up at 2 a.m. by my roommates throwing a party down the hall. I put some earplugs in so I could get some rest for my 8 a.m final. They worked really well, so well in fact that I didn't hear my alarm and woke up at noon. FML

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By skipper - 12/02/2009 17:25 - United States

Today, I listened to my roommate having sex from 3 a.m. until 6 a.m. When I looked over at my girlfriend, who must have thought I was sleeping, I noticed she was masturbating. FML

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By lunarboy - 17/02/2009 00:24 - United States

Today, I decided to watch some porn before bed. The lights were off and my roommate was already asleep behind me. I put on my noise-canceling headphones and turned up the volume all the way. After a few strokes my roommate got up and plugged in the headphones for me. FML

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By shadowsorel - 30/08/2012 20:34 - United States - Chicago

Today, I have a cold, and was stuck sleeping in bed. My roommate decided to wake me up by sticking headphones in my ears and playing heavy metal on full volume. This is the third time this week. FML

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By turnedintoinsomniac - 21/01/2011 19:46 - United States

Today, after months of living with my roommate's horrific snoring, I looked over to see her sleeping quietly. Elated that I might actually get a full night of rest for once, I went to bed. Just as my eyelids began to droop, she started making vile hissing sounds. Yes, hissing. FML

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By Arizonagirl - 06/11/2016 07:31 - United States

Today, I walked in on my roommate having sex in my bed, because apparently hers is "for sleeping only". FML

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By IMAWAKE - 17/03/2014 19:07 - United States - Romulus

Today, my roommate's extremely loud and obnoxious alarm went off six times, waking me up each time, before she finally gave up on hitting the snooze button and went back to sleep for good. FML

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By Cate - 05/11/2009 10:25 - Australia

Today, I've had no sleep. Why? Because my housemate has a new girlfriend and the walls are too thin. After round three of them shagging, I was exhausted from holding my breath each time the new girlfriend screamed. I also realised that was the closest I'd been to sex in months. FML

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By got got - 30/01/2020 14:00

Today, I just moved in with my friend and had my brother help with the move. Later that night both my brother and my friend wouldn't let me sleep because of how loud the sex was. FML

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perdix 29

Saturday 7 November 2009 20:16

A good three-way would have helped to smoothen out that week.

wozer 0

Saturday 7 November 2009 22:36

sounds like her roommate had it pretty rough too

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Drakon_fml 7

Saturday 7 November 2009 20:05

Don't be hatin.

iJasper 8

Monday 18 July 2011 2:51

O.o

Diarrhea_Volcano 29

Wednesday 29 October 2014 23:48

hXcsoccerplaya 0

Saturday 7 November 2009 20:15

hah I'm sorry for you. that wasn't your fault, and I can relate to you cause i also had a rough week

wozer 0

Saturday 7 November 2009 22:36

sounds like her roommate had it pretty rough too

thatonekid2010 0

Saturday 7 November 2009 20:15

hahaha that sucks

dxscorp 0

Saturday 7 November 2009 20:15

first but yeah fyl...you shouldve joined them though

Jbiebs82 0

Thursday 13 May 2010 7:59

Poor you ur not first... BLUEBERRY PANCAKES!!!!!

perdix 29

Saturday 7 November 2009 20:16

A good three-way would have helped to smoothen out that week.

coolsteve 0

Saturday 7 November 2009 20:24

YDI for having neighbours

ryguy997 0

Saturday 12 June 2010 22:56

6 lives in the middle of nowhere.

ruben7467 0

Saturday 7 November 2009 20:47

it's not really a fml unless you can't get action?

Ashleexx 0

Monday 13 September 2010 8:15

yeaah it is , cause she had to listen to it !!

Kureyna 0

Saturday 7 November 2009 21:28

That sucks, but who knows what joining them could lead too. XD

Mx_Rider 6

Saturday 7 November 2009 21:33

a three sum woulda made ur week a lil better, pretty sure a dick in ur vaj would have lightened u up :D

brenkite 5

Friday 4 May 2012 4:20

Spelling and grammar lessons would have gotten you likes

thebawss 0

Saturday 7 November 2009 21:40

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