Intimacy: Today, I just realized the harder my girlfriend comes during...

By SkiMaskFukd - 07/05/2010 13:25 - United States

Today, I just realized the harder my girlfriend comes during sex, the louder she snores after. I've tried earplugs but sometimes, like tonight, once I am up, I can't fall back to sleep. My choices are thus great sex and no sleep, or great sleep but no sex. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/11/2009 16:24 - United States

Today, I wanted to sleep in after a rough week, only to be woken up by my roommate's sex screams and the pounding of her bed against the wall. Earplugs did not help. FML

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Earthquake

By Bolin - 17/05/2021 08:08

Today, I have to sleep in another room, with the door closed, because if I don't, my girlfriend's snoring will keep me awake. I was diagnosed with chronic insomnia because of this. FML

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Chainsaw massacre

By sleepless in sleeplessness - 18/06/2021 11:01 - United States

Today, my girlfriend snores like a lumberjack. Even when I leave to sleep on the couch, I can still hear her through the door. She won’t go to the doctor because, "snoring runs in her family and they’re all just fine." Yeah, uh huh. FML

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By Tired Girlfriend - 14/06/2017 22:00

Today, it's 2am. I've been trying to get to sleep for the past two hours next to my snoring boyfriend. Every time I nudge him to shut him up, his body tenses, he farts, then goes straight back to snoring. FML

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Confinement is rough

By daisythebunny1988 - 25/03/2020 05:15

Today, my mother is snoring so loud that I can still hear her with the door shut and with earplugs in. So much for sleep. FML

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Someone needs a good talking to

By Anonymous - 02/07/2025 11:00 - United States - Riverside

Today, my husband once again woke me up in the wee hours to have sex. Don’t get me wrong, the sex is great but as soon as he nuts he rolls over and goes right back to sleep. I however am stuck awake and can’t get back to sleep no matter how hard I try. FML

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Narcolepsy

By Isuckreallybad - 06/02/2021 21:30 - United States

Today, my girlfriend fell asleep during sex. This isn't the first time. FML

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By ryan - 10/02/2010 15:08 - United States

Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend. Its was pretty good and heavy and she was moaning nicely. Then her moans got softer and softer and then nothing. She fell asleep. FML

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By pornhastaughtmenothing - 21/02/2013 08:46 - United States - Tacoma

Today, I realized just how bad I am in bed when my girlfriend literally yawned the words, "Oh God" while attempting to fake an orgasm. FML

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By quietsleeper - 13/10/2009 11:07 - United States

Today, my new girlfriend told me I don't snore when I sleep. Which is funny, since during the last year of my marriage, my ex-wife would make me sleep on the couch because my loud snoring kept her up. FML

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blobzorz 0

Friday 7 May 2010 19:08

sleep is better

tysta 0

Friday 7 May 2010 19:10

Just Jack off and sleep good.... Problem solved.

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tochi9078 0

Saturday 8 May 2010 0:20

hahaha lame man .

steggy97 0

Saturday 8 May 2010 0:47

enjoy the sex and get sleeping pills so u both get what u want

Eldir 0

Saturday 8 May 2010 1:02

there are several things that you can buy that will correct snoring, problem solved.

esb_fml 0

Saturday 8 May 2010 2:16

at least you'll know If she cheats on you with someone that is good in bed

metalBABE 0

Saturday 8 May 2010 2:31

sleep on the couch

jkimchi 0

Saturday 8 May 2010 3:25

LOL. this actually just made my day.

n_maher 0

Saturday 8 May 2010 3:51

hahahaha this is awesome, totally made me lol. geat sex and then make her sleep in the couch? win win! ;)

smileitzdiana 0

Saturday 8 May 2010 5:05

morning sexxx!! problem solved

yanksby7 6

Saturday 8 May 2010 5:09

or morning sex...

DemonicAngel151 0

Saturday 8 May 2010 6:40

I don't know about men, but I, a female virgin, don't get tired at all after I ******... but I have insomnia, so I don't know how other people feel when it comes to sleep. I could play on my Xbox all night and go to school the next day feeling like I got a full night's rest, lol.