FML : Today, my boyfriend said "You're a real work of art. You know, the abstract kind that no one likes. Anyway, we need to break up." FML

Today, my boyfriend said "You're a real work of art. You know, the abstract kind that no one likes. Anyway, we need to break up." FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous - / Wednesday 19 November 2014 17:40 / Canada - Windsor

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By dylanger16 | 19

#6123001 - Wednesday 19 November 2014 20:38

You're better off without him.

By devildog562 | 33

#6123008 - Wednesday 19 November 2014 20:39

Hey abstract is an acquired taste but very expensive and classy. Move on and forward.

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By dylanger16 | 19

#6123001 - Wednesday 19 November 2014 20:38

You're better off without him.

adrian1910 | 15

#6123025 - Wednesday 19 November 2014 20:42

Maybe

hard_candy | 25

#6123033 - Wednesday 19 November 2014 20:43

yeah she is. at least OP is a fucking master piece, unlike that guy who is a piece of shit.

Draugen | 16

#6123102 - Wednesday 19 November 2014 21:41

"She?" OP is male...

hard_candy | 25

#6123105 - Wednesday 19 November 2014 21:47

*he

Ltsdragons | 19

#6123205 - Thursday 20 November 2014 0:25

OP is a piece of art at a museum and they say not to touch the masterpieces. His boyfriend is not allowed to touch him. Agreed OP you're better off without him

cre8tvlylicnsd | 14

#6123296 - Thursday 20 November 2014 2:07

Go Van Gogh on his ass--except, chop off his dong. Or better yet, use a rusty cheese grater.

devildog562 | 33

#6123446 - Thursday 20 November 2014 7:05

Wow , a little too far... Jebus.... Battery acid and water torture is much more humane .

Rodville | 26

#6123452 - Thursday 20 November 2014 7:21

The iPhone app doesn't show things like gender, location, etc so mistaking she for he is an honest mistake.

Murilirum | 23

#6123453 - Thursday 20 November 2014 7:24

Icwhutyoudidthar.

incoherentrmblr | 21

#6123668 - Thursday 20 November 2014 18:23

#59, that would be Lorena Bobbitt...

purpleturtle16 | 20

#6124226 - Friday 21 November 2014 6:09

Totally. The boyfriend's a real piece of shit.

munchie_omnom | 10

#6124753 - Friday 21 November 2014 22:23

What he said was funny... Well if it was a joke kept in your own head that is

By derp_taco | 22

#6123004 - Wednesday 19 November 2014 20:38

What an ass.

Kruiser | 16

#6123789 - Thursday 20 November 2014 20:13

An abstrass

By xoreggie | 9

#6123005 - Wednesday 19 November 2014 20:39

He sounds horrible! You could do so much better OP

By baxeh | 29

#6123007 - Wednesday 19 November 2014 20:39

Wow, good riddance OP, you don't need a douchebag like that.

By devildog562 | 33

#6123008 - Wednesday 19 November 2014 20:39

Hey abstract is an acquired taste but very expensive and classy. Move on and forward.

PenguinBitch | 43

#6123131 - Wednesday 19 November 2014 22:38

Daryl thinks otherwise: "It looks like a dog sat on paint and smeared his ass all over it."

Amy_000 | 12

#6123138 - Wednesday 19 November 2014 22:46

Such uplifting comforting words #37

devildog562 | 33

#6123151 - Wednesday 19 November 2014 23:04

And some how I think I'd pay more for a painting by a dogs ass then "daryl's" opinion .

Kazze | 31

#6123155 - Wednesday 19 November 2014 23:06

#37: Storage Wars reference?

tayymeds | 23

#6123169 - Wednesday 19 November 2014 23:36

#37 haha walking dead reference!

Enslaved | 36

#6123176 - Wednesday 19 November 2014 23:44

That was a quote from Daryl talking about a painting on the last episode of the "Walking Dead". Carol liked it, Daryl thought otherwise.
I'm up to date on the series so I understood the hidden joke. (:

19990231 | 29

#6123193 - Thursday 20 November 2014 0:13

49, it's not a hidden joke; he blatantly who said the 'funny line'.

devildog562 | 33

#6123316 - Thursday 20 November 2014 3:07

Son of a bitch I didn't get that far yet ....

DropTheDaggerxx | 31

#6123383 - Thursday 20 November 2014 5:14

@61, No real spoiler was given. Just that those 2 are still alive and Daryl's become a professional art criticinterpreter.

By Dodge4x4Ram | 46

#6123013 - Wednesday 19 November 2014 20:40

there's the right way & then the wrong way, this wasn't the right way

By ruckfules85 | 34

#6123016 - Wednesday 19 November 2014 20:40

Wow never heard that line before. It's that new.

By isabellasimone | 18

#6123017 - Wednesday 19 November 2014 20:40

Well, at least you know now before you guys got married or something. Someone someday will find you to be a beautiful piece of art, so don't worry about it!