Today, my boyfriend said "You're a real work of art. You know, the abstract kind that no one likes. Anyway, we need to break up." FML
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dylanger16
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You're better off without him.
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devildog562
| 33
Hey abstract is an acquired taste but very expensive and classy. Move on and forward.
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dylanger16
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You're better off without him.
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adrian1910
| 15
Maybe
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hard_candy
| 25
yeah she is. at least OP is a fucking master piece, unlike that guy who is a piece of shit.
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Draugen
| 16
"She?" OP is male...
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hard_candy
| 25
*he
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Ltsdragons
| 19
OP is a piece of art at a museum and they say not to touch the masterpieces. His boyfriend is not allowed to touch him. Agreed OP you're better off without him
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cre8tvlylicnsd
| 14
Go Van Gogh on his ass--except, chop off his dong. Or better yet, use a rusty cheese grater.
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devildog562
| 33
Wow , a little too far... Jebus.... Battery acid and water torture is much more humane .
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Rodville
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The iPhone app doesn't show things like gender, location, etc so mistaking she for he is an honest mistake.
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Murilirum
| 23
Icwhutyoudidthar.
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incoherentrmblr
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#59, that would be Lorena Bobbitt...
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purpleturtle16
| 20
Totally. The boyfriend's a real piece of shit.
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munchie_omnom
| 10
What he said was funny... Well if it was a joke kept in your own head that is
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derp_taco
| 22
What an ass.
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Kruiser
| 16
An abstrass
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xoreggie
| 9
He sounds horrible! You could do so much better OP
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baxeh
| 29
Wow, good riddance OP, you don't need a douchebag like that.
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devildog562
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Hey abstract is an acquired taste but very expensive and classy. Move on and forward.
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PenguinBitch
| 43
Daryl thinks otherwise: "It looks like a dog sat on paint and smeared his ass all over it."
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Amy_000
| 12
Such uplifting comforting words #37
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devildog562
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And some how I think I'd pay more for a painting by a dogs ass then "daryl's" opinion .
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Kazze
| 31
#37: Storage Wars reference?
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tayymeds
| 23
#37 haha walking dead reference!
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Enslaved
| 36
That was a quote from Daryl talking about a painting on the last episode of the "Walking Dead". Carol liked it, Daryl thought otherwise.
I'm up to date on the series so I understood the hidden joke. (:
I'm up to date on the series so I understood the hidden joke. (:
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19990231
| 29
49, it's not a hidden joke; he blatantly who said the 'funny line'.
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devildog562
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Son of a bitch I didn't get that far yet ....
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DropTheDaggerxx
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@61, No real spoiler was given. Just that those 2 are still alive and Daryl's become a professional art criticinterpreter.
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Dodge4x4Ram
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there's the right way & then the wrong way, this wasn't the right way
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ruckfules85
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Wow never heard that line before. It's that new.
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isabellasimone
| 18
Well, at least you know now before you guys got married or something. Someone someday will find you to be a beautiful piece of art, so don't worry about it!
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JOEBOBARNOLD
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Haven't heard that before. Sorry op, someone will appreciate you though
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blinked_281
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But lots of people love abstract art!