By Anonymous - 19/11/2014 17:40 - Canada - Windsor

Today, my boyfriend said "You're a real work of art. You know, the abstract kind that no one likes. Anyway, we need to break up." FML
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dylanger16 19

You're better off without him.

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devildog562 33
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Hey abstract is an acquired taste but very expensive and classy. Move on and forward.

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dylanger16 19

You're better off without him.

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hard_candy 25
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yeah she is. at least OP is a fucking master piece, unlike that guy who is a piece of shit.

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Draugen 16
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"She?" OP is male...

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Ltsdragons 19
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OP is a piece of art at a museum and they say not to touch the masterpieces. His boyfriend is not allowed to touch him. Agreed OP you're better off without him

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cre8tvlylicnsd 14
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Go Van Gogh on his ass--except, chop off his dong. Or better yet, use a rusty cheese grater.

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devildog562 33
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Wow , a little too far... Jebus.... Battery acid and water torture is much more humane .

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Rodville 28
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The iPhone app doesn't show things like gender, location, etc so mistaking she for he is an honest mistake.

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Murilirum 23

Icwhutyoudidthar.

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incoherentrmblr 21

#59, that would be Lorena Bobbitt...

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purpleturtle16 20
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Totally. The boyfriend's a real piece of shit.

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munchie_omnom 10
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What he said was funny... Well if it was a joke kept in your own head that is

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derp_taco 22
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What an ass.

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Kruiser 16
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An abstrass

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xoreggie 9
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He sounds horrible! You could do so much better OP

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baxeh 29
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Wow, good riddance OP, you don't need a douchebag like that.

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devildog562 33
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Hey abstract is an acquired taste but very expensive and classy. Move on and forward.

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PenguinBitch 43
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Daryl thinks otherwise: "It looks like a dog sat on paint and smeared his ass all over it."

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Amy_000 12
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Such uplifting comforting words #37

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devildog562 33
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And some how I think I'd pay more for a painting by a dogs ass then "daryl's" opinion .

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Kazze 31
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#37: Storage Wars reference?

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tayymeds 23

#37 haha walking dead reference!

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Enslaved 36
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That was a quote from Daryl talking about a painting on the last episode of the "Walking Dead". Carol liked it, Daryl thought otherwise. I'm up to date on the series so I understood the hidden joke. (:

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19990231 29

49, it's not a hidden joke; he blatantly who said the 'funny line'.

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devildog562 33
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Son of a bitch I didn't get that far yet ....

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DropTheDaggerxx 31
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@61, No real spoiler was given. Just that those 2 are still alive and Daryl's become a professional art criticinterpreter.

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Dodge4x4Ram 46

there's the right way & then the wrong way, this wasn't the right way

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ruckfules85 34
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Wow never heard that line before. It's that new.

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isabellasimone 18
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Well, at least you know now before you guys got married or something. Someone someday will find you to be a beautiful piece of art, so don't worry about it!

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JOEBOBARNOLD 15

Haven't heard that before. Sorry op, someone will appreciate you though

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blinked_281 29
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But lots of people love abstract art!

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