You're better off without him.

Maybe

yeah she is. at least OP is a fucking master piece, unlike that guy who is a piece of shit.

"She?" OP is male...

*he

OP is a piece of art at a museum and they say not to touch the masterpieces. His boyfriend is not allowed to touch him. Agreed OP you're better off without him

Go Van Gogh on his ass--except, chop off his dong. Or better yet, use a rusty cheese grater.

Wow , a little too far... Jebus.... Battery acid and water torture is much more humane .

The iPhone app doesn't show things like gender, location, etc so mistaking she for he is an honest mistake.

Icwhutyoudidthar.

#59, that would be Lorena Bobbitt...

Totally. The boyfriend's a real piece of shit.

What he said was funny... Well if it was a joke kept in your own head that is

What an ass.

An abstrass

He sounds horrible! You could do so much better OP

Wow, good riddance OP, you don't need a douchebag like that.

Hey abstract is an acquired taste but very expensive and classy. Move on and forward.

Daryl thinks otherwise: "It looks like a dog sat on paint and smeared his ass all over it."

Such uplifting comforting words #37

And some how I think I'd pay more for a painting by a dogs ass then "daryl's" opinion .

#37: Storage Wars reference?

#37 haha walking dead reference!

That was a quote from Daryl talking about a painting on the last episode of the "Walking Dead". Carol liked it, Daryl thought otherwise.
I'm up to date on the series so I understood the hidden joke. (:

49, it's not a hidden joke; he blatantly who said the 'funny line'.

Son of a bitch I didn't get that far yet ....

@61, No real spoiler was given. Just that those 2 are still alive and Daryl's become a professional art criticinterpreter.

there's the right way & then the wrong way, this wasn't the right way

Wow never heard that line before. It's that new.

Well, at least you know now before you guys got married or something. Someone someday will find you to be a beautiful piece of art, so don't worry about it!

Haven't heard that before. Sorry op, someone will appreciate you though

But lots of people love abstract art!