Only a few more years to go…

By Anonymous - 09/02/2022 16:00

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Today, the lullaby I sing to my toddler makes my husband fall asleep faster than her, so basically I have to choose between not having sex or having to put up with a cranky overtired hyperactive toddler. Our house has a single bedroom where we all co-sleep, so I guess it's option one for now for me. FML
I agree, your life sucks 1 046
You deserved it 301

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You deserve it get a second room

So, you want to participate in the activity that could give you a second hyperactive toddler? You'd think the cranky baby would be enough of an anti-aphrodisiac!

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FYL but that’s kinda adorable lol

You deserve it get a second room

So, you want to participate in the activity that could give you a second hyperactive toddler? You'd think the cranky baby would be enough of an anti-aphrodisiac!

Your toddler needs to sleep somewhere else. They'll never be able to sleep or self soothe on their own at this rate.

Just sit on your husband while singing the lullaby

That'll also help with rocking the kid too...