Today, I just realized the harder my girlfriend comes during sex, the louder she snores after. I've tried earplugs but sometimes, like tonight, once I am up, I can't fall back to sleep. My choices are thus great sex and no sleep, or great sleep but no sex. FML
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Today, I wanted to sleep in after a rough week, only to be woken up by my roommate's sex screams and the pounding of her bed against the wall. Earplugs did not help. FML
Today, I have to sleep in another room, with the door closed, because if I don't, my girlfriend's snoring will keep me awake. I was diagnosed with chronic insomnia because of this. FML
Today, my girlfriend snores like a lumberjack. Even when I leave to sleep on the couch, I can still hear her through the door. She won’t go to the doctor because, "snoring runs in her family and they’re all just fine." Yeah, uh huh. FML
Today, it's 2am. I've been trying to get to sleep for the past two hours next to my snoring boyfriend. Every time I nudge him to shut him up, his body tenses, he farts, then goes straight back to snoring. FML
Today, my mother is snoring so loud that I can still hear her with the door shut and with earplugs in. So much for sleep. FML
Today, my husband once again woke me up in the wee hours to have sex. Don’t get me wrong, the sex is great but as soon as he nuts he rolls over and goes right back to sleep. I however am stuck awake and can’t get back to sleep no matter how hard I try. FML
Today, my girlfriend fell asleep during sex. This isn't the first time. FML
Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend. Its was pretty good and heavy and she was moaning nicely. Then her moans got softer and softer and then nothing. She fell asleep. FML
Today, I realized just how bad I am in bed when my girlfriend literally yawned the words, "Oh God" while attempting to fake an orgasm. FML
Today, my new girlfriend told me I don't snore when I sleep. Which is funny, since during the last year of my marriage, my ex-wife would make me sleep on the couch because my loud snoring kept her up. FML
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blobzorz 0
sleep is better
tysta 0
Just Jack off and sleep good.... Problem solved.
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Comments (111)
WTFSarai 0
Get an iPod!
CallMeHush 1
Enjoy the sex, you can sleep when you are dead.
bigojac2000 0
agreed
Rexx 0
There are a few people out there that want to make the dead feel "alive."
KaintukeeBob 13
You are correct, sir.
Thatguywhotrolls 0
And the more sleep you miss, the quicker you'll be dead!
P_to_the_AM 9
But at least he had great sex ;)
TokioxxHotel 0
just put ear plugs in after sex so you'll stay asleep.
FleshForFantasy 3
morning sex .... problem solved. :p ... but has she tried to fix the problem herself?
maskedman 9
Stop bragging, SkiMaskfukd. But seriously, keep having sex but do it in the kitchen or something.
dacman48 0
WHY THE **** ARE YOU COMPLAINING?!?!?
photofreak16 0
eh op **** sleep....great sex is waay better
triggerit 5
after sex put a dick in her mouth...
N0vemberaccou_19 4
Is there a possibility you could sleep in another room? You guys could still sleep together on nights you don't have sex, and then just when you're about to go to sleep go into a different room on nights you do. I don't think it should be that big of a deal. And are you sure you're using the ear plugs right? Because when you use them properly they block out pretty much all noise.
CLARlNET 5
but do you know how rude it sounds to just have sex and then leave her to be alone in another room. that would leave a girl heartbroken. Make her feel like a toy. Then sex will get gradually worse and worse.
nerdsgetmehot 23
I think the choice here is obvious...Great sex before great sleep, yo.