Today, I introduced my boyfriend to my sister, but they already knew each other from my sister's work. She's an exotic dancer. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, my boyfriend introduced me as a friend to one of his friends. FML
Today, while at my boyfriend's cousin's birthday party, I was hanging around with his sister as I didn't know anyone. She was talking to some friends when one of them asked her, "So, is your brother still going out with that crazy chick?" Her answer was to introduce me. FML
Today, my boyfriend introduced me to his friends as his "sex partner." FML
Today, I took my new boyfriend to my step-sister's wedding. He knew more people there than I did, including 3 bridesmaids he used to sleep with. FML
Today, I was introduced to the girl my current boyfriend went out with while dating me. FML
Today, I introduced my boyfriend to my family. It was going well until my 23 year-old sister started telling him in detail about her constipation, and that if she doesn't take a shit in a few days, it's going to come out of her mouth. FML
Today, I met my sister's fiancé. I would have been happier for her if he hadn't been mine a month ago when I introduced them. FML
Today, I was introduced to friends of my boyfriend as, "My other girlfriend." FML
Today, my dad introduced me to my half-sister. He'd only recently found out that he had another daughter by another woman, and had only just met her. She and I have been in the same class in school for the past three years. FML
Today, my fiancé came home drunk with some girl. Then he told her that I was his sister. FML
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SkoomaKi 28
At least they will get on well. What if they hated each other? There can always be a worse situation. (Apart from the guy who was allergic to bacon. That is the worst.)
dude1122332 9
All I saw was the word bacon.
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Comments (125)
Sanch101 7
If she was a prostitute I could understand the problem as a stripper what is the problem? Should a man be disgusted if his girlfriend went to see a male stripper at some point? I know I wouldn't be.
friedbunnies 9
Why don't people just call 'em "strippers" anymore?
the420estguy 0
True story that happened to me once but your sister is a ****
if2013 10
a **** is a person with many sexual partners. the OP said that she's an exotic dancer/stripper, not a prostitute, therefore, she doesnt have to have sex with the customer.
panda_burrito 2
And whats so bad about *****? People are always so down on *****. So they have sex with a lot of guys, why do we give a flying ****? Society embeds this into are brains that ***** are bad. Ask yourself, why do YOU dislike *****?
Sanch101 7
A stripper is not a prostitute. In fact many strippers have rules about not having sex with customers, they are simply doing a job and making money off people stupid enough to pay them for looking at them. By the way "****" is a very misogynistic term.
DeVaughnS 5
Don't worry it's no sex in the champagne room......not :( sorry
Enslaved 38
As long as he doesn't want to put his ****-banger all up in her fat booty, you've got nothing to worry about.(:
dirton89 7
Well.....welcome to the family!!! :-D
jasonstackhouse 10
Well... that's a sticky situation!
flutter4 7
Gross lol
if2013 10
he may have gone to the strip club before they were together. therefore, he has no explaining to do.
rockman555555 3
Might be a bit awkward but it's no big deal really, just means he's gone out before
KYLEW72 3
Sounds like your not good enough
iloveandy143 7
Sounds like you don't know how to use proper grammar.