By Oh Deer - 14/02/2017 18:26 - United States - Phoenix
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OP here, first of all I didn't expect this to get published. I was just blowing off steam on my favorite site. So, for the rude people, no i am not mad the deer didn't die. If anything I'm happy. This happened 3 years ago in Michigan. It was summer and deer weren't known to be around this BUSY road. My insurance did cover the damages. Me and the deer walked away shaken but alright. I had called a officer to the scene to make a report for the insurance and he had found the deer nearby with some scrapes. The only sad thing is that Bambi's mother was watching from a nearby hill and I'm pretty sure all animals are out to get me now as this wasnt my last incident with an animal hitting my car. Thank you to the funny and thoughtful people who commented. Again, I never expected this to get published nor seen. So don't be a Dick. I'm sensitive. ???
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Boo-hoo you hit a deer. If you live in a area where there is lots of dear you should pay more attention while driving ( not saying it was your fault) especially at night. In my opinion if you live in a deer infested area you are bound to hit a deer at least once. It sucks but the important thing is you and anyone that was in the car is ok.
OP here, do you really believe im mad the deer survived? Some people are too serious for the internet.
So let's get this straight, you literally knocked the shit out of a deer, and it's an FML because it didn't die?
No. It isn't an FML because he didn't die. Its a FML because honestly, I totaled my front end because a deer decided to test death and survived and I paid for his suicide attempt. FFS. Im not heartless. I was more concerned about the deer than my own car. I just thought I'd share my experience and warn others about suicidal animals. Even see a pigeon sit in the middle of the street and get hit? That's totally a suicide attempt. Can we all just laugh at the fact the deer survived but my car had to have a lot of body work done? Deer 1 Car 0