Today, I introduced my boyfriend to my sister, but they already knew each other from my sister's work. She's an exotic dancer. FML
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Wild Nights Out
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Today, my boyfriend introduced me as a friend to one of his friends. FML
Today, while at my boyfriend's cousin's birthday party, I was hanging around with his sister as I didn't know anyone. She was talking to some friends when one of them asked her, "So, is your brother still going out with that crazy chick?" Her answer was to introduce me. FML
Today, my boyfriend introduced me to his friends as his "sex partner." FML
Today, I took my new boyfriend to my step-sister's wedding. He knew more people there than I did, including 3 bridesmaids he used to sleep with. FML
Today, I was introduced to the girl my current boyfriend went out with while dating me. FML
Today, I introduced my boyfriend to my family. It was going well until my 23 year-old sister started telling him in detail about her constipation, and that if she doesn't take a shit in a few days, it's going to come out of her mouth. FML
Today, I met my sister's fiancé. I would have been happier for her if he hadn't been mine a month ago when I introduced them. FML
Today, I was introduced to friends of my boyfriend as, "My other girlfriend." FML
Today, my dad introduced me to my half-sister. He'd only recently found out that he had another daughter by another woman, and had only just met her. She and I have been in the same class in school for the past three years. FML
Today, my fiancé came home drunk with some girl. Then he told her that I was his sister. FML
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SkoomaKi 28
At least they will get on well. What if they hated each other? There can always be a worse situation. (Apart from the guy who was allergic to bacon. That is the worst.)
dude1122332 9
All I saw was the word bacon.
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Comments (125)
Sizzle91 0
Wow, is she hot? And if she hotter than you look out.
realeah 4
It sounds like he's living out the guy dream of two sisters, but only one is a hands-on relationship. With the other his hands are working... on his own body... Ew?
at0mskaze 3
If he has been to a strip club before then the chances are he didn't go alone, unless he went alone after going with friends. That's another story. This is an awkward situation, but what really matters is your relationship; whatever he did in the past, it's the past. As long as you put some ground rules and check it out every now and then I see no problem. You'd want the benefit of the doubt if you were in his shoes.
iCreampieGuy 1
Can someone tell me what OP stands for?
kriz_allizwell 6
Original Poster
stewpididiot 11
And by 'Exotic Dancer' you mean Stripper *****.. Right ??
LadySigyn 17
Havent we been over this? Exotic Dancer does not equal Stripper. Read the previous posts please.
SimplyEerb 3
As long as he's not cheating
Leslier_fml 4
I think you should just find a fresh new boyfriend.
matt_mcg 2
Why should OP do that?
thekrammer 5
Did he go to the strip club before, or during the relationship? If it was before than it isn't a big deal at all.
dougierocks 13
If they "know" each other, the titty bar was a regular stop. With the constant parade of guys you either have to show up regularly, or on a single occasion really impress them.
jgriff79 23
So what if he tucked a few dollars. He was just trying to help your sister out!
jbb8766 1
Threesome ?