Today, I introduced my boyfriend to my sister, but they already knew each other from my sister's work. She's an exotic dancer. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend introduced me as a friend to one of his friends. FML
Today, while at my boyfriend's cousin's birthday party, I was hanging around with his sister as I didn't know anyone. She was talking to some friends when one of them asked her, "So, is your brother still going out with that crazy chick?" Her answer was to introduce me. FML
Today, my boyfriend introduced me to his friends as his "sex partner." FML
Today, I took my new boyfriend to my step-sister's wedding. He knew more people there than I did, including 3 bridesmaids he used to sleep with. FML
Today, I was introduced to the girl my current boyfriend went out with while dating me. FML
Today, I introduced my boyfriend to my family. It was going well until my 23 year-old sister started telling him in detail about her constipation, and that if she doesn't take a shit in a few days, it's going to come out of her mouth. FML
Today, I met my sister's fiancé. I would have been happier for her if he hadn't been mine a month ago when I introduced them. FML
Today, I was introduced to friends of my boyfriend as, "My other girlfriend." FML
Today, my dad introduced me to my half-sister. He'd only recently found out that he had another daughter by another woman, and had only just met her. She and I have been in the same class in school for the past three years. FML
Today, my fiancé came home drunk with some girl. Then he told her that I was his sister. FML
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SkoomaKi 28
At least they will get on well. What if they hated each other? There can always be a worse situation. (Apart from the guy who was allergic to bacon. That is the worst.)
dude1122332 9
All I saw was the word bacon.
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Comments (125)
b0ngs 7
Well the exotic dancing is her choice, but still. your boyfriend has a bit of explaining to do
your_ma 27
Um... why? Admittedly it's a bit awkward that he saw OP's sister dancing but he has every right to go to a strip club if he wants to..? It's not as if he knew they were related when he went.
gracehi 33
Personally, I'm very wary of men who frequent strip clubs, especially those who do so while in a relationship. I wouldn't approve of my boyfriend going to one unless it was for a friend's bachelor party or something. Strip clubs are a single man thing to me.
your_ma 27
He's only just been introduced to her sister, so they probably haven't been dating that long. There's no reason to think he didn't recognise her from a bachelor party he was at when he was single?!
Blacksxe 1
No use hiding any embarrassing family secrets now.
scottsteiner 1
wow you give head better than your sister!
LilyCow 5
Wtf?
mojojojo91 6
Where the hell did you get that from?
scottsteiner 1
her boyfriend would say sarcasm alert
ManInTheMachine 20
Maybe if you were able to put a coherent sentence together, with quotes indicating that you were making a joke about the boyfriend, then we could tell you were joking. But even then, it would've been pretty bad. Do yourself a favor and shut up.
fordneagles 34
As long as he's not actually cheating or doing anything inappropriate with another girl, I don't see what the problem is. Howard Wolowitz had it right when he said "Bernadette doesn't mind where I get my motor running as long as I park in the right garage." :D
okieraider71 4
Mind if your wife does the same thing? (as long as she doesn't REALLY do anything?)
photoquilty 6
Boys like strippers. It's a fact.
hockeyoceancity 13
Sadly i havn't met a girl with big implants blonde hair and 22 and looks like a girl from playboy... damn it. Some guys get all the luck.
IOmnomHard 10
You're absolutely right, 31. BOYS like strippers. Real men are above all of that.
IOmnomHard 10
You're absolutely right, 31. BOYS like strippers. Real men are above all of that.
Quinn32 16
Real men are good enough liars to convince you of that.
IOmnomHard 10
107- Or maybe just the sleaze ball ones. If you aren't attracted enough to your girlfriend or wife that you have to go watch other women, that's a personal problem. If you're going because you can't get a woman to get naked for you without you having to throw singles at her, well, that's sad. ;)
shaggan 6
That sucks you better watch your sister and your boyfriend cause you might loose them both If your not careful
melonmimosa 0
I understand u got upset even though it doesnt necessarily mean he had cheated on u OP.. if i were u, i would feel the same. But still, i think u should listen to him first, and then decide what to do!
Pandacupcakelove 26
Well that's awkward... Oh well, guess we've all done things we aren't proud of. It will probably be hard for him to not view your sister in.... A slightly different way than the rest of the family, though :/
lelo007 11
I'm sure he's not the only male to walk into the strip club. Plus, if you're just introducing them, it could still be a somewhat new relationship and they "met" before he met you. At least they were honest about it and didn't try to keep it a big secret!
gracehi 33
Maybe she doesn't approve of either one but she can't do anything about either one.