Today, I injured my knee and dislocated my shoulder fighting over a cookie with my brother. He's 14. I'm 26. He still got the cookie. FML
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perdix
| 29
You, sir, are a wimp. I'm not sure you are ready for solid food -- ask Momma to pop out her titty for you.
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remy3106
| 10
u must have really wanted that cookie?!
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christa953
| 12
ydi!!!!
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KiwiLime
| 0
"MY COOKIE."
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ydi for being that weak
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lalala31_fml
| 0
fail
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SwiftCashew
| 0
It's all right, let the cookie monster have what he wants.
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jasonraces
| 0
lmao, at least you know he'd survive in prison,"that's my coockie bitch".
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theian01
| 3
More like FHL, YOU got a cookie!! :-D
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idkmyusername
| 0
OP~are you the guy that got his candy stolen by the baby? :0
but seriously dude, you need to man the fuck up, pop your shoulder back in, put a bandaid on your knee and go buy yourself a fucking cookie
but seriously dude, you need to man the fuck up, pop your shoulder back in, put a bandaid on your knee and go buy yourself a fucking cookie
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swimmerstud
| 7
he's older of u of course he'll win
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iTaylor
| 0
oh it's on.
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NuyoRicanGirl
| 3
LMAO that's what u get for trying to take a cookie from ur lil bro u r bad u should have let him have it and could have avoided getting hurt by a kid =) I would have fought u if they were skittles mmmmm
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nishant5456
| 0
must have been a good cookie huh?
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mintcar
| 9
YES, cookie monstah FTW.
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cOOkiEzRgOOd
| 22
thts my cookie...
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cOOkiEzRgOOd
| 22
that is seriously my cookie
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Griggy
| 0
YDI because you're 26 and got ur ass kicked by ur 14-year-old brother, however, FYL because you're 26 and got your ass kicked by your 14-year-old brother.
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BallinJ
| 0
serious about a fucking cookie much?
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boyguydudemalema
| 0
ur friggin 26, grow a pair, get a job and your own damn cookie, sheeesh
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boyguydudemalema
| 0
buy you*
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omgtacos
| 0
Hey dumbass! Yeah you, #33. The OP's BROTHER is 14 and HE is 26.
I love people who fail at reading. :)
Agree with 30.
I love people who fail at reading. :)
Agree with 30.
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Peacemaker9
| 7
19&20 ftw!!
op that's just sad and way beyond the fail marker
op that's just sad and way beyond the fail marker
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mfmylifesrsly
| 29
omg this is so something my boyfriend would do...
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bt2breakskn
| 0
maybe you should have acted your age?
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illmatic2
| 16
Act his age? No matter how old you are it's always worth fighting for the last cookie.
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Peacemaker9
| 7
lol so true so very very true!!!!^^^
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lock80
| 0
great job you got injured fighting over a cookie what I find funny though is that your 26 god grow up
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lajaynay
| 15
And that's how the cookie crumbles.
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kayuri
| 0
agree wit # 47! what kind of 26 yr old has to fight for a cookie?!?!
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twinny_sc
| 13
I hate that people are telling him to grow up because he fought over a cookie. Everyone has their moments and he wanted that damn cookie.
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englishhottiexx
| 0
fat ass just let go of the cookie :/
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lexielovesyou
| 0
hahaha lmfao`(:
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bigbadtim
| 7
Why would you fight over cookies on your Internet Explorer?
JK. What kind of cookie was it? Peanut butter?
JK. What kind of cookie was it? Peanut butter?
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diirty_brunette
| 0
I'll live on the prayer that you'll AT LEAST drop a crumb or a sprinkle my way :D
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pureecstasy
| 5
That's like a burn inside of a burn that's a 2nd degree burn ohhhhhh. ahaha that 70's show <3
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MATTMAN93
| 0
don't fuck with a dudes cookie!
YDI!
YDI!
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OwN3d3d
| 0
ydi for being fat and sacrificing urself for a friken cookie
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Bon3less
| 0
81 I believe you have a boyfriend but when you talk about him in EVERY FUCKING COMMENT it seems less believable huh?
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Ur_REmEdy
| 0
sexi pic
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Skygee7395
| 0
ydi. go exercise fatass.
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brutal_banger
| 10
Dirty brunette you sound kinda like a bitch "i swear have road rage" and you make retarded duck faces at 28??
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Rowdey
| 10
Chill 186, she didn't do anything to you...
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Forlorn420
| 9
How is this a YDI????? it's the last cookie!!
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lifesluck
| 0
Little brother win! lol
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remy3106
| 10
u must have really wanted that cookie?!
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lickmyjock
| 0
damn bro drink milk
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remy3106
| 10
??
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cgs_fml
| 0
wow ur cool
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laughmaster
| 9
I fought over a cookie... Till I took an arrow to the knee
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alwaysawesome
| 0
give him the damn cookie, he's 14
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izzie321
| 27
NO. YOU FIGHT FOR THE COOKIE TIL THE END. CAUSE WHO KNOWS? THAT COOKIE MAY BE THE BEST ONE YOU'VE EVER HAD. Unless it's oatmeal raisin, then fuck the cookie.
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picklezz123
| 5
must have been one yummy cookie!
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JeffGoesRawrr
| 0
o___o
Hmm.
Why Do You Still Live With Your 14 Year Old Brother If Youre 26.?
Hmm.
Why Do You Still Live With Your 14 Year Old Brother If Youre 26.?
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DJSecret
| 0
Who said they lived together?
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deafeningsilence
| 8
Maybe OP was visiting her parents.
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6sick6
| 4
15, OP is a dude..
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hannaaaahr
| 33
you don't necessarily need to live with someone if you want their cookie, she might as well have been visiting.
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lolfood
| 24
Why Do You Type Like This?
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perdix
| 29
You, sir, are a wimp. I'm not sure you are ready for solid food -- ask Momma to pop out her titty for you.
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m1j3
| 0
LMFAO
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shadyecko
| 0
Perdix, you sir, fucking win!!
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misxmarshmellow
| 0
Lol
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glorialaura21
| 8
lmfao!
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XxFallenbladexX
| 0
You want a cookie that bad? You're hardcore! Either you haven't eaten in days or your just stupid. (my guess- stupid)
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lajaynay
| 15
He had a hardcore case of the munchies. xD
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alex1502
| 0
lol, nice One 125
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oldenuff2party
| 3
pussy