Love: Today, someone flirted with me. They kept touching me, insisting...

By Anonymous - 20/12/2016 07:28

Today, someone flirted with me. They kept touching me, insisting we should go out sometime, and hounding me for my number. At a family-only memorial service. FML

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By godhatesme - 26/01/2009 23:14 - United States

Today, at work I got a message from some dude trying to flirt with me. While I was cracking up and making fun of him with my friends, I get a message from him saying look directly behind you, and there he was staring at me. FML

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VashSN17 10

Monday 26 December 2016 7:12

incest is wincest. jk I'll just leave

Scotth901 22

Monday 26 December 2016 7:37

You should have kicked them out from the service, and told them it's family only.

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Benpai74 0

Monday 26 December 2016 7:09

Bruhhhhhhhhhh, thats some ****** up shit

VashSN17 10

Monday 26 December 2016 7:12

incest is wincest. jk I'll just leave

RinoaHeartilly 36

Tuesday 27 December 2016 6:11

Please do.

Scotth901 22

Monday 26 December 2016 7:37

You should have kicked them out from the service, and told them it's family only.

chinaski7628 32

Monday 26 December 2016 8:55

I think they *were* family, hence the FML…

Iamleftout 1

Monday 26 December 2016 8:01

I am very sorry about that OP, I hate it when others get harassed by someone like that. Especially at a family memorial! Next time you go somewhere and someone acts like that to you and the won't take no for an answer I suggest calling security or some person who can get that harasser to back off or possibly kick them out if needed.

MikuandKaito 24

Monday 26 December 2016 9:10

Eww.

Moerighan 23

Monday 26 December 2016 9:19

I hope you told them to **** off.

mrBearBear 11

Monday 26 December 2016 11:25

Did you recognize them? Sounds ****** up but people crash memorial services in hope for sympathy sex. Either way, whether creepy family member or creepy crasher you should've had them booted out.