FML : Today, I spent the morning in the ER with a broken arm. My little brother was in such a rush to get his presents first, that he violently shoved me out...

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Today, I spent the morning in the ER with a broken arm. My little brother was in such a rush to get his presents first, that he violently shoved me out of the way on the stairs. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Connor / Saturday 25 December 2010 18:33 / United States

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By TerrorDollie | 0

#1891498 - Sunday 26 December 2011 12:04

XD how old? Materialistic kiddo.

By Imaginaryalbot | 0

#1891500 - Sunday 26 December 2011 12:04

Merry christmas!

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By gorina | 0

#1891496 - Sunday 26 December 2011 12:04

Sorry :c

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fakeaccountX | 6

#1891508 - Sunday 26 December 2011 12:06

Some guys just can't handle Christmas.

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IndianForLife | 0

#1891598 - Sunday 26 December 2011 12:52

YDI for not being an Indian.

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mylifestinks101 | 0

#2495196 - Wednesday 11 May 2011 10:49

haha so true

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firedude266 | 5

#2635540 - Tuesday 7 June 2011 06:06

lol i love christmas

By TerrorDollie | 0

#1891498 - Sunday 26 December 2011 12:04

XD how old? Materialistic kiddo.

By Imaginaryalbot | 0

#1891500 - Sunday 26 December 2011 12:04

Merry christmas!

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Leeber | 0

#1896808 - Monday 27 December 2011 05:57

you are the apple of my eye. ;)

By Hockaday | 0

#1891502 - Sunday 26 December 2011 12:05

:( remember that next year when shopping for presents

By randomchickkk | 0

#1891504 - Sunday 26 December 2011 12:05

why weren't you as excited?

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iJasper | 8

#2860353 - Sunday 10 July 2011 10:00

Probably 17?

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jwp0211 | 17

#4854663 - Friday 24 August 2012 06:45

That means nothing

By fruitycheerios | 0

#1891520 - Sunday 26 December 2011 12:11

you deserve it. you should be stronger then him. :p

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Bano360 | 25

#1891767 - Sunday 26 December 2011 02:16

Actually it's very easy to be pushed down the stairs asshole

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SmallTownCutie | 0

#1892124 - Sunday 26 December 2011 05:29

Actually it's called get a sense of humor asshole.

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backdownbreh | 0

#1892163 - Sunday 26 December 2011 05:46

#24 your the type of person that makes this world bad

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SmallTownCutie | 0

#1892180 - Sunday 26 December 2011 05:52

39- I'm going to sweetly and subtly mention that your 'your' should be a 'you're' before a rude grammar-nazi does. You're welcome and Merry Christmas!

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xoxoallykinzxoxo | 0

#1892306 - Sunday 26 December 2011 07:10

was that really nessisary (yes I did spell it wrong ON PURPOSE since it bugs u soo much) to say that to #39?? cuz u sound like a total bitch .

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iVereor | 0

#1892533 - Sunday 26 December 2011 09:32

Why can't you just leave it be. Spelling mistake so what.

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Bano360 | 25

#1892876 - Sunday 26 December 2011 02:27

Smalltownbitchy . . . FUCK andd

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Bano360 | 25

#1892888 - Sunday 26 December 2011 02:28

Smalltownbitchy . . . FUCK anddddd OFF!

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SmallTownCutie | 0

#1893009 - Sunday 26 December 2011 03:09

awww you guys are so sweet.

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SmallTownCutie | 0

#1893025 - Sunday 26 December 2011 03:12

aww you guys are so sweet. (:

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Bano360 | 25

#1896708 - Monday 27 December 2011 05:22

I try

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pandasingermany | 0

#2466097 - Friday 6 May 2011 04:11

its not okay to EVER say nazi, its an offensive term so shut the hell up!

By justbigbs | 6

#1891523 - Sunday 26 December 2011 12:14

At least you don't have to pay the medical bills, and you know who not to lend money in your family!

By sammy0002 | 0

#1891529 - Sunday 26 December 2011 12:15

The perfect way to spend your Christmas morning. Plus, u get sympathy from your parents. ;D

By Brittneyyyy | 7

#1891540 - Sunday 26 December 2011 12:19

Steal his presents and sell them.

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Chanayaa | 0

#2355924 - Saturday 16 April 2011 02:11

YeAh BuDdy!

By Nate98 | 0

#1891546 - Sunday 26 December 2011 12:22

hope u like you're present

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unidentified_sta | 5

#1891560 - Sunday 26 December 2011 12:29

Ooh, a rare mix-up of you're/your. Normally people fuck up in the opposite circumstances, Merry Christmas to you too.

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TNB_xACiDiC | 0

#1891964 - Sunday 26 December 2011 03:53

14 stfu Grammar Nazi

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SynchronicityII | 0

#1892131 - Sunday 26 December 2011 05:30

Yes, I hope he likes the fact that he is a present too...

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thatgingerkid | 0

#1892463 - Sunday 26 December 2011 08:39

i hope you like you are present. that's what you just said. clap clap clap

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