Health: Today, I spent the morning in the ER with a broken arm. My little...

By Connor - 25/12/2010 18:33 - United States

Today, I spent the morning in the ER with a broken arm. My little brother was in such a rush to get his presents first, that he violently shoved me out of the way on the stairs. FML

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By Dia - 02/05/2021 05:01

Today, I tried to prank my brother with the butter floor prank after coming back from work. As a result, my brother stepped out of ER with an arm cast, stitches on his head and a neck collar. FML

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By red_headforlife - 28/09/2012 05:34 - United States - Chandler

Today, I was so happy to be leaving the hospital after breaking my arm the night before. Just as I walked out of the doors, a huge ambulance team was running in at the same time, and knocked me down full force. I now have a broken ankle. FML

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By I Hate My Brother - 09/10/2019 12:00 - United Kingdom - Colchester

Today, I'm in hospital because of my brother. He followed me and my boyfriend around a fair yesterday dressed as a gorilla, and whenever we showed some sort of affection towards one another, he rugby tackled me. The final tackle caused me to break my wrist. FML

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By wintersoldier - 14/07/2015 02:36 - Austria

Today, while trying to comfort my little brother who just injured his leg, I tripped and sprained my ankle. At least he was amused. FML

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By BlazefireSaber - 07/07/2015 03:59 - United States - Norfolk

Today, I'm sitting in the ER with a broken finger, all because I beat my little brother in a Wii game. He ran over and twisted my finger, saying, "Now how are you going to beat me, cunt?" FML

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By boymom - 04/08/2021 15:59

Today, my son broke his arm roughhousing with his brother on a bunk bed. While at the ER, he thought it would be funny to tell a different story to each doctor and nurse, forcing me to speak over him. They found this behavior "suspicious" and reported us to child services. FML

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By secret_source - 17/05/2012 05:05 - United States

Today, my first date consisted of him and me in the emergency room of the hospital after his little brother hit me in the face with a baseball bat. FML

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By NaomiMadison - 30/07/2011 05:15 - United States

Today, my little brother came into my room and hit me over the head with his baseball bat. He then dropped the bat onto my floor and ran crying into my mother's room proclaiming I stole his bat and beat him with it for fun. FML

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Pranks are dangerous

By fieldmarshalclitter - 01/12/2012 20:21 - United States

Today, to scare my little brother I dressed up as the killer from the Scream movies. The outfit was a little too long on me, and I ended up falling down the stairs. Not only was he doubled over laughing, but so were the people in the emergency room. FML

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By Marjorie - 13/07/2012 17:08 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I'm sitting in the ER with my eight-year-old son. He broke his arm after jumping out through the second story window. He was too impatient to walk to the ice cream van pulling up outside. FML

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TerrorDollie 0

Sunday 26 December 2010 0:04

XD how old? Materialistic kiddo.

Imaginaryalbot 0

Sunday 26 December 2010 0:04

Merry christmas!

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gorina 0

Sunday 26 December 2010 0:04

Sorry :c

fakeaccountX 6

Sunday 26 December 2010 0:06

Some guys just can't handle Christmas.

IndianForLife 0

Sunday 26 December 2010 0:52

YDI for not being an Indian.

mylifestinks101 0

Wednesday 11 May 2011 22:49

haha so true

firedude266 5

Tuesday 7 June 2011 6:06

lol i love christmas

TerrorDollie 0

Sunday 26 December 2010 0:04

XD how old? Materialistic kiddo.

Imaginaryalbot 0

Sunday 26 December 2010 0:04

Merry christmas!

Leeber 0

Monday 27 December 2010 17:57

you are the apple of my eye. ;)

Hockaday 0

Sunday 26 December 2010 0:05

:( remember that next year when shopping for presents

randomchickkk 0

Sunday 26 December 2010 0:05

why weren't you as excited?

iJasper 8

Sunday 10 July 2011 10:00

Probably 17?

jwp0211 17

Friday 24 August 2012 6:45

That means nothing

fruitycheerios 0

Sunday 26 December 2010 0:11

you deserve it. you should be stronger then him. :p

Bano360 25

Sunday 26 December 2010 2:16

Actually it's very easy to be pushed down the stairs asshole

SmallTownCutie 0

Sunday 26 December 2010 5:29

Actually it's called get a sense of humor asshole.

backdownbreh 0

Sunday 26 December 2010 5:46

#24 your the type of person that makes this world bad

SmallTownCutie 0

Sunday 26 December 2010 5:52

39- I'm going to sweetly and subtly mention that your 'your' should be a 'you're' before a rude grammar-nazi does. You're welcome and Merry Christmas!