By Disappointed - 31/10/2010 04:06 - United States

Today, at school I pulled my bicep muscle arm wrestling. I lost. He was 14. I'm the 23 year old security guard. FML
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wowthatshorrible_fml 0

that is the most badass kid ever

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Paris01 0

Are you scrawny? (: maybe he takes steroids. it happens.

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004savage 0
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:| bad luck maybe?

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EffinAhole 0
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bad luck? Op- Whytf were u arm wrestling a child at school and what teacher allowed it to happen? You might be on the younger side but it's still creepy.

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Crazy_Toss3R 0
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don't mess with today's kids they have guns. literally they have guns

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KiddNYC1O 20

You're creepy for thinking it's creepy.^

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blankaex 0
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19, you aren't very punny. Would you like some vintage wine to go with your cheesy jokes?

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ShorTiE4LyFe 0

16- My police officer at our school has put a kid in handcuffs and walked down the hall screaming at him just to scare one of our teachers. XD Officer Lloyd, This one's for you.

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Agiggleaday 0

Op should just say he let him win (:

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Bibbidybev 0
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dude that guy got freakin PWNed

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zkchild 0

What are you doing wresting a 14 year old is your 23?

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ImARobotBeep 0
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So let me get this straight, instead of doing your job, you were arm wrestling children? Qualified? I think not!

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beastology 0

well atleast he know where he can get a job.

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Emyyy_fml 6
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How is arm wrestling creepy?

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chloec16 0
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maybe you should reconsider your job haha

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bailes_o_hay 0
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no need, he'll get fired soon

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sepdps 0

true. but he'll prolly just get fired...(:

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wowthatshorrible_fml 0

that is the most badass kid ever

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sloppy3301 3
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wat ! I was doin wrestling a few days ago. I versed a 23 year old a few days ago this is wierrdddd !

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mahona_fml 0
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I call bullshit, 102

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skizzars 2

109- agree (;^^^

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chickinova 13
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agree with 209, and creepy dude.

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changesinme 0
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get a gym membership, have a rematch with him in a couple of months time

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Paris01 0

Are you scrawny? (: maybe he takes steroids. it happens.

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KatieKhaos 0
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Punch him in the face.

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ActionManly 11
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Kids aren't as "'armless" as they seem!

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JonathanRawr 0

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LittleMissSusie 0

Hardy har har.

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lilman02 0
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I'm guessing now your job is going to be replaced by this kid now =]

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azzaj 0
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Why were you wrestling with 14 year olds? :/

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morgann4826 0

that's what I'd like to know

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stephan18 23
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Security guards in my high school did that all the time, it's for fun and kids who wanna seem bad ass or prove themselves xD, never seen a security guard lose though, must've been funny

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ttyler333 7

haha your weak ... get a new job or gym membership

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mrlawlor7777 26
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I enjoyed this comment, but it should be you're weak.

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