Poor guy

you're an ass op

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If by that you mean "gotta be a huge, selfish prick" then OP did it spot on.

No way! That's fucked up to the nth degree!

You sound like the kind of person who takes a selfie with the corpse at a funeral. The kind of person who should have been a cockroach instead of a human being.

That's not very nice to cockroaches.

I can only see this thought of as ok if OP's father was an ass himself when OP was growing up, and even then it would still not be ok to do this.

Way to be a shitstain, OP.

don't ever say he didn't do a thing for you

That's messed up op. just own up to it, it's better than letting your dad be in pain

must have been a pain in the ass eh? I'll let myself out...

Good don't come back

Please

You win the biggest asshole of the year award you prick!!! Why just why?

Whoa, just take it easy man

A: she's a nurse, she deals with far worse things than a fart.
B: she's an attractive nurse, how far do you think you were going to get in your attempts to seduce her? She probably gets hit on hourly and wouldn't think very highly of you for thinking of your dick while your father was in a hospital bed.
C: no one else thinks highly of you for putting your poor father in more pain because you were thinking of your dick

#36 It isn't about the nurse having to deal with worse things. It's about OP letting the nurse turn his father to see if he had soiled himself and the pain caused to the father from that action. OP, being a selfish little bitch, let the nurse believe the father had done it because he didn't have the balls to tell her it was him.

Selfish doesn't even begin to describe this.

Taking one for the team dad!

Your poor dad...