Have you just experienced an FML moment?
Feel like sharing it with the other FML users?
Your instinct was right, because it’s good to laugh life off. Follow the instructions below, and if your story gets through the moderation process, it'll published in the next 24 hours or so.
So you're a dick and your brother's life sucks. Maybe don't try a "prank" that could hurt someone, or leave them with lasting physical changes (shaving heads, etc.). There's a word for people who do things like that: "asshole." And if you get older "convicted felon."
What the fuck did you think would happen??