By bowser_rawr16 - Canada Today, I realized how poor I am when I had to use sharpies to color in the worn spots on my dress shoes before leaving for work. FML I agree, your life sucks 28931 You deserved it 2685 222 Comments Favorite Tweet Share bowser_rawr16 tells us more : OP here. Thanks lol. That's actually exactly what I was doing. I'm only 21, and I work in a very professional office, and I always need to look my best. I can't afford new shoes at the time, so that's why I sharpied them.