Today, I heard whimpering while I was in my bedroom. Thinking it was my parents doing something nasty, I let them do it and turned on my music. My parents came home from work and I realised they were never home. I went into the room and saw my dead dog laying on the floor. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I woke up to my whole room ruined, it was a mess and everything was torn and chewed up. I suddenly see a dog walk across the hall. I don't have a dog. FML
Today, I woke up to a note from my parents saying we needed to talk. Assuming it was about the weed I'd left on my dresser, I quickly confessed. Turns out my dog died. FML
Today, I was over at my boyfriend's house and I heard a strange sound. I laughed and said, "It sounds like a dog throwing up!" He listened for a second and said, "That's my mom crying downstairs." FML
Today, I thought I was home alone, so I started singing to my cat. After a half hour of this, I finally stopped. Then I heard applauding. I turned around to find my parents standing in my doorway. FML
Today, I came home to find a window broken and my neighbours searching inside my house. Apparently, they'd heard a small child asking for help inside my house. I recently taught my dog to "talk." FML
Today, I fell down the stairs. My mom came running from the other room because she thought it was the dog. She rolled her eyes and walked away when she saw it was me. FML
Today, I heard a scream that sounded suspiciously like my cat when he's just had a nightmare or is otherwise in a state of extreme distress. I found him chilling on my couch, so I walked back to my room, when I heard the scream again. I ran back and he was still chilling. It was my neighbor's son screaming outside. FML
Today, I went to move my dog that had been napping in the middle of my bed for the last few hours, only to discover that he wasn't napping. He died. FML
Today, I was having a horrible day. I was laying on the couch, crying, when my dog came up on the couch to console me. I was thinking about how great it was to have a dog, because they're there for you when no one else is. As I was sobbing, I heard something. My dog farted into my mouth. Twice. FML
Today, I was talking to my mother when we both heard a continuous buzzing noise. Unable to locate the source of the noise we gave up. About an hour later, my mother yells down the stairs to me. Turns out my dog stole my vibrator, chewed it and presented it to my mother. FML
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metakingt 0
how the hell does a dog dying sound like your parents having sex?
ISellHerbs 0
It was going to happen anyway whether you could have gotten it to a vet or not, there just wasn't enough time. But if you are used to dealing with your parents engaging in those activities, you need draw some borders.
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Comments (219)
Michellular 0
Man, This Really Sucks. I'm so sorry your dog died, and people puttting you totally deserved are messed up idiots with no life. M.
MoonBunny707 0
thats really creepy. kind o f hilarious though. sorry about your dog:( my cat just died too
n8equalsd 0
why would your parents be having sex in your room?
mps1969 8
Omg your parents had sex in your room and then killed your dog that's twisted
aaaaa2p 0
Wait, how is this an FML? You let an oversized shitty rat die. Your life is GREAT.
sublime93 0
You're cool
Crapsickle 0
You killed your dog! admit it!
Claire_bear 0
I'm sure the OP meant they heard whispering while they were in their room. "...heard whispering in my bedroom..." -heard whispering, while in my bedroom-
kukopia 0
Fail read it again much slower this time
knightowl 0
So sorry to hear about your dog.
nipz1 0
Im really sorry about your dog...but wtf...if I heard my parents startin to fool around in my room I wouldve flipped out on them...thats just wrong
shaBAMalex 0
Oh yeah, cuz adults aren't allowed to have sex.
Arenick 0
not in YOUR room, that's nasty. I don't know what sick things you allow in your room from your parents but I wouldn't enjoy coming in to my bedroom and seeing some "mayonnaise" over my walls. just saying
_Naboo_ 0
If she did go in there when she heard whimpering, she could have been killed. I love animals, but at least she's okay. I'd rather have a dog die than a human.
palmtrees 1
There is NOTHING in this FML that indicates that there were actual people in her room that killed her dog for no reason. Much more likely, the dog was whimpering or panting heavily while it died, and this sounded like whispering to the OP.
_Naboo_ 0
I'm just sayin'