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It's simple guys he got trolled by his dog :p
Hopefully long enough that he realizes getting high isn't worth the trouble.
Aw, well shucks OP . Fyl indeed, hope you feel better though
OP?! Stand your ground and face what they need to you before you blurt out that you had weed. Get some more and hide it better next time ;D
Don't worry OP, just smoke away your grief.
16s comment made my day
16's profile picture made my day (that much worse)...
The dog death and the weed canceled each other out. Nothing happened.
130- it really isn't amazing. Nature leads to destruction. Nature is chaos. Take a couple of chemistry classes so you can be more well informed when you comment.
Why? several reasons "pain relief" "artistic boost and imagination boost" "Help for psychological problems" Even though i'm strongly against weed, it can have SOME good uses, but weed can really **** up peoples mind :)
I noticed my mistake too, i thought she asked why OP would have weed.. :/
Always lock your weed / drugs in a cabinet where no one can see them. Then you wouldn't have even had this problem
Wouldn't have that problem if he didn't have weed too
I agree wizzard
Are you Kurt Cobain?
Yes, I'm back from the dead to slaughter justin bieber because of his discrimination against all of music.
2- it makes people stupid, OP is living proof.
lol, this is like alcohol "letting out the bad" in people. Whenever people royally screw up they blame the inanimate substances they consumed. Simple fact is... most people are either weak-willed or fools; sometimes both. I'm neither here nor there on mary, but I *do* know whenever people do something stupid it's because *they* are stupid... not because of some intoxicant they choose to ingest. It's called accountability, kids- look it up. Either learn it to live it, or get steamrolled in the real world by people like me. Just a friendly heads-up.
Alcohol and drugs can lower inhibition. It's the persons fault absolutely if they choose to get drunk or stoned... The behavior is something they may think of doing while sober but won't because they can think of the consequences then. Intoxicated? Not so much. It's about knowing your limits and reactions at low levels in a safe environment before consuming more. I know I tend to want sex when I'm drunk so I talk with any people I might hook up with before I start drinking and express my consent or lack there of- while I am sober!
34- you couldn't be more wrong, weed has no harmful effects on the brain. Get your facts straight before you start stating incorrect facts.
Why would you smoke weed in the first place?!
Well, it went from you getting the love and attention because your dog died and now its just pure bitching from your parents because you had weed...... Shouldn't of said anything :/
Haha yeah the dude definitely got himself double whammied.
He should have waited for his parents to say something I say "he" because a girl wouldn't be dumb enough to leave weed out like that, yes i'm discriminating against my own sex
That's what happens when you have a guilty conscience
I think some people on this site need to stop with the grammar nazi act. You're on a site that has **** in the name. Do you think you can lighten up?! Your corrections aren't teaching the masses anything, it's just really annoying.
Quack quack.
Your like 11 dude u Have no room to talk about weed
Never say anything until they do. How does everyone know that but you?
I'm so sorry, OP. Dog deaths are really hard to cope with, as pets become part of the family. :( But rule #1 to getting away with shit, DON'T CONFESS TO IT! For heavens sake, why would you admit to having weed before they even remotely hinted about it?
That's what I was gonna say! You NEVER confess until they have solid proof.
95 since you seem to be a "muscle head", is it safe to assume that you are also as dumb as a rock. As well as having a tiny dick? Don't stereotype, I'm a pothead with a 4.0 GPA in my final year of college.
Between reading FML and notalwaysright, i really hope god doesn't try to help us. The problem is getting big enough the simplest fix would be 40 days of rain.
I wonder if OP's parents "confiscated" it like the police officer
*whispers* I have a funny feeling a massive argument is going to happen about weed. Let's tread carefully to avoid it....
It's because it's almost 4/20.
I know, everyone knows that's what hollowed out stuffed animals are for!
Never assume anything.
Noor, that is very true. "We need to talk" is a line that makes everything you did wrong, race through your head like a race horse!
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why would you leave your weed out in the first place !
Sooooooooooo how long are you grounded for?