Today, I heard the sounds of women grunting in the living room....

By sportyhusband - 20/1/2010 03:46 - United States

Today, I heard the sounds of women grunting in the living room. My husband knows I don't like him to watch porn, so I confronted him. He was masturbating to professional Women's tennis. FML

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By tyrob911 | 0

#785932 - Wednesday 20 January 2010 9:52

why do women complain when men masturbate? that's what men do when you-all don't step up to the mic. or would you rather he cheats on you with another lady?
The idea of not rocking the mic right

By Freeze_fml | 16

#785969 - Wednesday 20 January 2010 10:10

They play with balls more than you do, apparently.

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By brutal_banger | 10

#785866 - Wednesday 20 January 2010 9:29

Wow, that's... just... wow... just... wow.

White667 | 0

#786449 - Wednesday 20 January 2010 16:00

Lol, I want to high five this husband. Well, maybe with a different hand.

Still, brilliant. "Well it wasn't porn!"

pu13 | 5

#988256 - Tuesday 4 May 2010 16:57

op should become a tennis player :p

B4SK3TB4IL | 0

#1388894 - Saturday 11 September 2010 22:39

uep

zendaddy0 | 0

#2283957 - Sunday 3 April 2011 4:31

so what I work in engineering so I take pride in my erections

Megan36 | 3

#3280265 - Tuesday 13 September 2011 1:51

fuck u looks don't matter and I know ur going to say tht only ugly ppl say tht but I already know I'm ugly

asherah14 | 7

#3433253 - Friday 14 October 2011 23:58

My husband is fucking hot and is wonderful in bed but I still masturbate. My masturbation has nothing to do with my husband's skills or looks. It's my time with myself.

By damienwatkins | 0

#785883 - Wednesday 20 January 2010 9:33

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picturescrazy | 24

#787039 - Wednesday 20 January 2010 22:05

Haha, good point. I'd be pissed if my husband did that too though >.< Nasty.

jts2x3 | 0

#807263 - Friday 29 January 2010 14:49

lol

nuccalo | 0

#943608 - Saturday 13 March 2010 22:18

maria sharapova!!!!!!

bflakes | 1

#1046999 - Monday 28 June 2010 15:51

lol

tennisguy2011 | 1

#2595249 - Tuesday 31 May 2011 22:45

MARIA SHARAPOVA IS SOOOO HOT!!!!!!

SomeRussianGirl | 3

#4762529 - Thursday 2 August 2012 6:13

YDI for being so ugly you're husband is Jerking off to tennis.

By simon445 | 0

#785894 - Wednesday 20 January 2010 9:37

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By E40_fml | 0

#785905 - Wednesday 20 January 2010 9:40

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

chelzy | 0

#1042782 - Friday 25 June 2010 11:29

so true. I lick pussy sometimes though. btw, op, I'd be more upset by this than by porn.

Erebus_Terror | 12

#6160136 - Thursday 1 January 2015 22:20

I'm intrigued. Please, tell more.

By paramorefan125 | 0

#785922 - Wednesday 20 January 2010 9:48

ewwwwwwwwwwwwwy

By tyrob911 | 0

#785932 - Wednesday 20 January 2010 9:52

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

george456 | 0

#787513 - Thursday 21 January 2010 1:51

I couldn't agree more.

Ravtaz | 0

#799484 - Tuesday 26 January 2010 8:05

I agree one hundred percent.

OMGitsME432 | 1

#832155 - Sunday 7 February 2010 4:29

BS dude, men masturbate regardless.....

masterclairebear | 0

#967503 - Wednesday 24 March 2010 23:01

It could have just been that he wanted something and she didn't.

whoisthisgirl | 4

#1871792 - Tuesday 21 December 2010 1:43

I think she was meaning the watching porn part not masturbating itself.. I'm the same way.

mrningbrd | 19

#5941566 - Sunday 11 May 2014 18:39

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auro7 | 18

#6000574 - Monday 7 July 2014 9:37

196, she obviously didn't want to have sex with him, and she didn't like him to watch porn. She either has sex with him, or doesn't mind when he watches porn to get off. Or else he's gonna probably cheat

Daesh_fml | 9

#6177829 - Tuesday 20 January 2015 0:07

That doesn't answer the question though. Why would anyone care if their boyfriend watches porn? Mine does, a lot, and sometimes we do it together.

By chaos753159 | 4

#785937 - Wednesday 20 January 2010 9:56

at least it wasnt high school musical

bombchelle | 0

#785947 - Wednesday 20 January 2010 9:58

lmao

The_Norwegian | 2

#787407 - Thursday 21 January 2010 1:12

Or Hannah Montana.

CitizenSnipz | 0

#1647479 - Thursday 4 November 2010 4:19

Or Justin Beiber.

SaraaGurll | 0

#2260074 - Tuesday 29 March 2011 6:59

Or Rebecca Black!

zendaddy0 | 0

#2285771 - Sunday 3 April 2011 13:54

combo br- or the Jonas brothers ......whoo epic twist

By Freeze_fml | 16

#785969 - Wednesday 20 January 2010 10:10

They play with balls more than you do, apparently.

rawr_iliketacos | 0

#1042749 - Friday 25 June 2010 10:57

WINNNNN!

By rc3187 | 0

#785971 - Wednesday 20 January 2010 10:11

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Megan36 | 3

#3280282 - Tuesday 13 September 2011 1:54

looks don't matter so shut the fuck up

DigitalFusion | 4

#3528532 - Wednesday 2 November 2011 3:47

^^ someone's ugly...

By bombtastic | 10

#785984 - Wednesday 20 January 2010 10:18

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AstroTurf | 0

#801821 - Wednesday 27 January 2010 10:43

What's with this cycle thing LMAO. Why is everyone at HER LOL I guess she feel guilty, letting her man know she do not like to know who he gets off to. Now she feels guilty that she drove him to jerk off watching Tennis. She should not do that, your own private sex life, is private.

HE would probably not feel guilty, if he caught her rubbing her genitals, watching the neighbour trimming the hedges.. he would think her sexuality is HIS!!

Why is masturbation opposed to have sex with your partner...I masturbate as much or more when I have a partner. I like to masturbate AFTER I have had sex, just that I do not share that with my partner, cause it makes him feel not adequate... I do not want to hear or know that he watch porn, cause it makes me feel in inadequate.