By sportyhusband - 20/01/2010 03:46 - United States

Today, I heard the sounds of women grunting in the living room. My husband knows I don't like him to watch porn, so I confronted him. He was masturbating to professional Women's tennis. FML
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They play with balls more than you do, apparently.

I guess now you have to take women's tennis away from, which leads to him teeing off to women's golf, which eventually leads to him polishing his pin to "women's" bowling. The masculine women of women's bowling makes an easy transition into homosexuality which leads to a divorce. Let your husband watch normal porn so that we can put a stop to this.


Wow, that's... just... wow... just... wow.

Lol, I want to high five this husband. Well, maybe with a different hand. Still, brilliant. "Well it wasn't porn!"

pu13 5

op should become a tennis player :p

zendaddy0 0

so what I work in engineering so I take pride in my erections

Megan36 3

fuck u looks don't matter and I know ur going to say tht only ugly ppl say tht but I already know I'm ugly

My husband is fucking hot and is wonderful in bed but I still masturbate. My masturbation has nothing to do with my husband's skills or looks. It's my time with myself.

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Haha, good point. I'd be pissed if my husband did that too though >.< Nasty.

maria sharapova!!!!!!

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SomeRussianGirl 3

YDI for being so ugly you're husband is Jerking off to tennis.

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E40_fml 0

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so true. I lick pussy sometimes though. btw, op, I'd be more upset by this than by porn.

I'm intrigued. Please, tell more.

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I couldn't agree more.

Ravtaz 0

I agree one hundred percent.

OMGitsME432 1

BS dude, men masturbate regardless.....

It could have just been that he wanted something and she didn't.

whoisthisgirl 4

I think she was meaning the watching porn part not masturbating itself.. I'm the same way.

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196, she obviously didn't want to have sex with him, and she didn't like him to watch porn. She either has sex with him, or doesn't mind when he watches porn to get off. Or else he's gonna probably cheat

That doesn't answer the question though. Why would anyone care if their boyfriend watches porn? Mine does, a lot, and sometimes we do it together.

at least it wasnt high school musical

Or Hannah Montana.

Or Justin Beiber.

Or Rebecca Black!

zendaddy0 0

combo br- or the Jonas brothers ......whoo epic twist

They play with balls more than you do, apparently.

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Megan36 3

looks don't matter so shut the fuck up

DigitalFusion 4

^^ someone's ugly...

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What's with this cycle thing LMAO. Why is everyone at HER LOL I guess she feel guilty, letting her man know she do not like to know who he gets off to. Now she feels guilty that she drove him to jerk off watching Tennis. She should not do that, your own private sex life, is private. HE would probably not feel guilty, if he caught her rubbing her genitals, watching the neighbour trimming the hedges.. he would think her sexuality is HIS!! Why is masturbation opposed to have sex with your partner...I masturbate as much or more when I have a partner. I like to masturbate AFTER I have had sex, just that I do not share that with my partner, cause it makes him feel not adequate... I do not want to hear or know that he watch porn, cause it makes me feel in inadequate.