By Mem - 30/05/2014 20:07 - Sweden - Hudiksvall

Today, my neighbor threatened to call the cops if I didn't turn the volume down on my porno. I was only watching women's tennis. FML
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Was that the plot of the porno?

With how much they scream and grunt ..it's the same shit

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Was that the plot of the porno?

Actually, watching women's tennis and watching porn have very similar effects. Like the crushing guilt and sadness that hits you when you realize you just wasted 45 minutes by yourself watching because you have no one to... Play tennis with. *muffled sob*

Tennis Porno? I dont know how i feel about that..

Let's just say there's more than one kind of love in a tennis porno

It's kind of the same... Don't forget to play with the balls!! Works for both.

Athletic porn at its finest...

Ask him if he wants to join you ;). He might not mind so much if you do.

Pretty sure him threatening the cops means he doesn't want to join in

I don't think a guy would be so petty to ask him to turn down a porno.

oh yeah baby give that ball, right over that net...

Oh yeah backhand my balls. Harder harder!

Give to me one more time...

30... Just stop. Please.

41 - it okay, just let it happen ;)

oh it happened, the game ended early sadly.. ;)

Must be Sharapova match.

My thoughts exactly... That Sharapova shriek.

or azarenka... or serena... or kuznetsova... or plenty of others XD

With how much they scream and grunt ..it's the same shit

Plus they are hitting some balls, it really is the same.

I didn't realize I could make some of those noises until I started playing tennis myself

I misread your comment as "started playing with myself"

Women's tennis, is that what we're calling it now?

Turn down for what???

Tell your neighbor you prefer watching two women, but are open minded. If he/she wants you to, you'd be willing to watch two men or even foursomes.

explain to the cops that the noise was a result of regular back and forth forehand strokes making contact with balls until a big shot went out. im certain they'll understand