By cock blocked - 22/04/2015 15:44 - United States - San Francisco
Same thing different taste
By :(( - 25/04/2012 18:46 - United States - Saint Petersburg
Mega creep
By Anonymous - 30/12/2019 18:00
By Anonymous - 16/08/2017 13:00
By TmWhisp - 13/05/2016 10:02 - United States
By TheDeathguard - 20/07/2017 20:05
Nice.
By crunch time - 01/01/2018 19:30 - United States - Jacksonville
Leave them alone
By Anonymous - 23/07/2009 11:13 - Greece
STOP!
By lamelifeguard - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States - Morrison
Funny guy
By stillembarrassed - 06/08/2013 17:01 - United Kingdom
By babyeaternomnom - 30/06/2012 16:22 - Canada - Brampton
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That could get out of "hand", if you know what I mean.
Your picture and your comment go pretty well together.
Oh and it's not everyday you see a man with a taped up face; along with two vibrators and a ***** on his head. Your picture really sends good vibrations my way.
Just don't let him catch you trying to clean her filter.
#17 I'm not even gonna lie that was the best and also the worst thing I've read all day
These puns are so good but so bad!
I totally agree #4
that's why you hit the thumbs up or reply to the comment
I totally agree #22.
The motorcycle is cool, but hop off the bandwagon ;)
I wonder if he does the same thing to pizza guys.
haha this made me smile:)
Next time he's there pull up with your car playing some 70's **** theme!
He's probably been having an affair with the babysitter for years.
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Just don't let him catch you trying to clean her filter.
I feel sorry for the wife for more reasons than one if he thinks that **** is a realistic depiction of anything...