FML : Today, I started work cleaning a customer's pool. I think her husband watches too much porn because he keeps glaring at me from the windows, and I overheard...

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Today, I started work cleaning a customer's pool. I think her husband watches too much porn because he keeps glaring at me from the windows, and I overheard him telling his wife that he knows what's "going on" and that he's "not gonna let it happen". FML

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You deserved it

By cock blocked - / Wednesday 22 April 2015 15:44 / United States - San Francisco

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By MyDadLeftMeInKFC | 21

#6270131 - Thursday 23 April 2015 0:40

Just don't let him catch you trying to clean her filter.

By gladlily | 16

#6270133 - Thursday 23 April 2015 0:41

I feel sorry for the wife for more reasons than one if he thinks that porn is a realistic depiction of anything...

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By stephenfranklin | 15

#6270130 - Thursday 23 April 2015 0:40

That could get out of "hand", if you know what I mean.

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Rainbow2Cloud | 12

#6270422 - Thursday 23 April 2015 5:05

Your picture and your comment go pretty well together.

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Rainbow2Cloud | 12

#6270430 - Thursday 23 April 2015 5:07

Oh and it's not everyday you see a man with a taped up face; along with two vibrators and a dildo on his head. Your picture really sends good vibrations my way.

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ExtremeEncounter | 32

#6270716 - Thursday 23 April 2015 12:58

I find it funny that OP's name is "cock blocked", considering the FML.

By MyDadLeftMeInKFC | 21

#6270131 - Thursday 23 April 2015 0:40

Just don't let him catch you trying to clean her filter.

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blcksocks | 19

#6270194 - Thursday 23 April 2015 1:13

Also don't say anything to the wife on the lines of "Are you prepared to get wet, because these pipes are about to burst"

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ArsenicApple | 15

#6270418 - Thursday 23 April 2015 5:02

#17 I'm not even gonna lie that was the best and also the worst thing I've read all day

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mxgirl1998 | 26

#6270429 - Thursday 23 April 2015 5:07

These puns are so good but so bad!

By MrConcise | 34

#6270132 - Thursday 23 April 2015 0:40

Maybe he doesn't watch enough porn to know how blatantly fake that shit is.

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starile | 19

#6270489 - Thursday 23 April 2015 6:33

I dunno, maybe it's not so far from the truth. OP's user name is "cock blocked", after all

By gladlily | 16

#6270133 - Thursday 23 April 2015 0:41

I feel sorry for the wife for more reasons than one if he thinks that porn is a realistic depiction of anything...

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Eyalsh | 32

#6270270 - Thursday 23 April 2015 2:22

well, maybe if she had had less Headaches..

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Hoopachi | 19

#6270363 - Thursday 23 April 2015 4:15

#34 Wait what???

By HumanitysFinest | 15

#6270141 - Thursday 23 April 2015 0:43

I totally agree #4

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mightycocoman | 12

#6270195 - Thursday 23 April 2015 1:14

that's why you hit the thumbs up or reply to the comment

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AnOriginalName | 19

#6270206 - Thursday 23 April 2015 1:22

I totally agree #18.

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enginsteve | 16

#6270445 - Thursday 23 April 2015 5:17

I totally agree #22.

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theaaxis | 27

#6270505 - Thursday 23 April 2015 6:56

The motorcycle is cool, but hop off the bandwagon ;)

By Cads1 | 24

#6270145 - Thursday 23 April 2015 0:44

Porn isn't real? That can't be right.

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Abdul888 | 16

#6270526 - Thursday 23 April 2015 7:18

I guess porn categories like Homemade is most of the time real.

By DaBayst | 15

#6270149 - Thursday 23 April 2015 0:45

I wonder if he does the same thing to pizza guys.

By 8Dirty1 | 24

#6270153 - Thursday 23 April 2015 0:48

haha this made me smile:)

By The_Avatar | 22

#6270161 - Thursday 23 April 2015 0:50

Next time he's there pull up with your car playing some 70's porn theme!

By Sazzles | 17

#6270164 - Thursday 23 April 2015 0:54

He's probably been having an affair with the babysitter for years.

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