By cock blocked - 22/04/2015 15:44 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I started work cleaning a customer's pool. I think her husband watches too much porn because he keeps glaring at me from the windows, and I overheard him telling his wife that he knows what's "going on" and that he's "not gonna let it happen". FML
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MyDadLeftMeInKFC 21
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Just don't let him catch you trying to clean her filter.

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gladlily 16
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I feel sorry for the wife for more reasons than one if he thinks that porn is a realistic depiction of anything...

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stephenfranklin 15
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That could get out of "hand", if you know what I mean.

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Rainbow2Cloud 12
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Your picture and your comment go pretty well together.

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Rainbow2Cloud 12
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Oh and it's not everyday you see a man with a taped up face; along with two vibrators and a dildo on his head. Your picture really sends good vibrations my way.

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ExtremeEncounter 32

I find it funny that OP's name is "cock blocked", considering the FML.

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MyDadLeftMeInKFC 21
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Just don't let him catch you trying to clean her filter.

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blcksocks 19

Also don't say anything to the wife on the lines of "Are you prepared to get wet, because these pipes are about to burst"

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ArsenicApple 15
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#17 I'm not even gonna lie that was the best and also the worst thing I've read all day

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mxgirl1998 26
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These puns are so good but so bad!

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MrConcise 34
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Maybe he doesn't watch enough porn to know how blatantly fake that shit is.

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starile 19
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I dunno, maybe it's not so far from the truth. OP's user name is "cock blocked", after all

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gladlily 16
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I feel sorry for the wife for more reasons than one if he thinks that porn is a realistic depiction of anything...

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Eyalsh 32

well, maybe if she had had less Headaches..

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Hoopachi 19
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#34 Wait what???

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HumanitysFinest 15
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I totally agree #4

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mightycocoman 12
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that's why you hit the thumbs up or reply to the comment

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AnOriginalName 19

I totally agree #18.

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enginsteve 17
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I totally agree #22.

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theaaxis 27
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The motorcycle is cool, but hop off the bandwagon ;)

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Cads1 24
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Porn isn't real? That can't be right.

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Abdul888 16
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I guess porn categories like Homemade is most of the time real.

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DaBayst 15
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I wonder if he does the same thing to pizza guys.

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8Dirty1 24
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haha this made me smile:)

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The_Avatar 22
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Next time he's there pull up with your car playing some 70's porn theme!

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Sazzles 17
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He's probably been having an affair with the babysitter for years.

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