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Just don't let him catch you trying to clean her filter.

I feel sorry for the wife for more reasons than one if he thinks that porn is a realistic depiction of anything...

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That could get out of "hand", if you know what I mean.

Your picture and your comment go pretty well together.

Oh and it's not everyday you see a man with a taped up face; along with two vibrators and a dildo on his head. Your picture really sends good vibrations my way.

I find it funny that OP's name is "cock blocked", considering the FML.

Just don't let him catch you trying to clean her filter.

Also don't say anything to the wife on the lines of "Are you prepared to get wet, because these pipes are about to burst"

#17 I'm not even gonna lie that was the best and also the worst thing I've read all day

These puns are so good but so bad!

Maybe he doesn't watch enough porn to know how blatantly fake that shit is.

I dunno, maybe it's not so far from the truth. OP's user name is "cock blocked", after all

I feel sorry for the wife for more reasons than one if he thinks that porn is a realistic depiction of anything...

well, maybe if she had had less Headaches..

#34 Wait what???

I totally agree #4

that's why you hit the thumbs up or reply to the comment

I totally agree #18.

I totally agree #22.

The motorcycle is cool, but hop off the bandwagon ;)

Porn isn't real? That can't be right.

I guess porn categories like Homemade is most of the time real.

I wonder if he does the same thing to pizza guys.

haha this made me smile:)

Next time he's there pull up with your car playing some 70's porn theme!

He's probably been having an affair with the babysitter for years.