Today, I started work cleaning a customer's pool. I think her husband watches too much porn because he keeps glaring at me from the windows, and I overheard him telling his wife that he knows what's "going on" and that he's "not gonna let it happen". FML
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MyDadLeftMeInKFC
| 21
Just don't let him catch you trying to clean her filter.
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gladlily
| 16
I feel sorry for the wife for more reasons than one if he thinks that porn is a realistic depiction of anything...
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stephenfranklin
| 15
That could get out of "hand", if you know what I mean.
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Rainbow2Cloud
| 12
Your picture and your comment go pretty well together.
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Rainbow2Cloud
| 12
Oh and it's not everyday you see a man with a taped up face; along with two vibrators and a dildo on his head. Your picture really sends good vibrations my way.
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ExtremeEncounter
| 32
I find it funny that OP's name is "cock blocked", considering the FML.
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MyDadLeftMeInKFC
| 21
Just don't let him catch you trying to clean her filter.
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blcksocks
| 19
Also don't say anything to the wife on the lines of "Are you prepared to get wet, because these pipes are about to burst"
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ArsenicApple
| 15
#17 I'm not even gonna lie that was the best and also the worst thing I've read all day
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mxgirl1998
| 26
These puns are so good but so bad!
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MrConcise
| 34
Maybe he doesn't watch enough porn to know how blatantly fake that shit is.
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starile
| 19
I dunno, maybe it's not so far from the truth. OP's user name is "cock blocked", after all
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gladlily
| 16
I feel sorry for the wife for more reasons than one if he thinks that porn is a realistic depiction of anything...
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Eyalsh
| 32
well, maybe if she had had less Headaches..
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Hoopachi
| 19
#34 Wait what???
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HumanitysFinest
| 15
I totally agree #4
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mightycocoman
| 12
that's why you hit the thumbs up or reply to the comment
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AnOriginalName
| 19
I totally agree #18.
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enginsteve
| 17
I totally agree #22.
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theaaxis
| 27
The motorcycle is cool, but hop off the bandwagon ;)
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Cads1
| 24
Porn isn't real? That can't be right.
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Abdul888
| 16
I guess porn categories like Homemade is most of the time real.
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DaBayst
| 15
I wonder if he does the same thing to pizza guys.
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8Dirty1
| 24
haha this made me smile:)
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The_Avatar
| 22
Next time he's there pull up with your car playing some 70's porn theme!
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Sazzles
| 17
He's probably been having an affair with the babysitter for years.