Today, I heard my daughter scream at my son through the bathroom door, "Are you jacking off in there or something?" and him scream back at her "Shut up you fucking cunt!" My daughter is 7 and my son is 8. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I overheard my 11-year-old son giving my 8-year-old daughter the sex talk. FML
Today, a 7-year-old girl came up to me and told me to go fuck myself. I told her to watch her language or else I'd tell her parents. Her mom happened to be nearby and actually heard the conversation; she came up to me and told me to go fuck myself as well. FML
Today, my 7 year-old daughter loudly asked in the middle of a supermarket, "Mummy, what's a cunt?" FML
Today, I woke up to my daughter crying, and my son running through the living room completely naked with her bottle, laughing his head off. FML
Today, my daughter walked in on me taking a shower. She said, "Hey, yours is the same size as Dylan's!" My daughter has seen Dylan's penis, which apparently is the same size as mine. My daughter and Dylan are 7. FML
Today, I overheard my mom giving my 6-year-old daughter the sex talk. FML
Today, I was having sex with my wife when my 14 year-old daughter texted me from her room, "Stop." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I heard my parents going at it upstairs. He said, "sounds like they're having more fun than we did." To make it worse, he crept to their door and put his ear to it, telling me what he heard. FML
Today, I overheard my 5 year old daughter call a girl in her dance class a slut. Shocked, I asked her where she heard that word. Her response: "I heard you and Daddy say it about her Mommy." FML
Today, I was rushing around like a lunatic trying to get my shit together and knocked on my son's door a few times. The fourth time I did it, he shouted at me to just fuck off already because he’s trying to have a wank. Oops, and TMI son, TMI. FML
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GIRAFFES 0
Wow. I blame public schools? Harrr. :B
amyzerz 0
What sort of vulgar environment are you raising your kids in? Or is it simply the way our schooling system has come to nowadays... FYL & YDI.
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WFMS 0
You people got to stop blaming public schools. Even if a kid hears that word once they will use it. They think it's being grown up. But eventually they grow out of it. When I was in intermediate school people would talk like that all the time. But now in high school no one does.
irishlassie731 0
Wow, I really hope you're not raising your kids to talk like that and treat other people like that. Be a better parent and watch your young kids better.
MyLyfSuxSoMch 0
WOW. That's an EPIC FAIL on your part. But I would have laughed my ass off had i heard that as a third party. I agree. Laugh about it. But beat their asses.
musigreg 0
lmfao, ohh wow i think you need to be a better example.
KorbenDeck 5
I say you are a bad parent, dont blame the schools or tv. A good parent is above all those thing to their child
trapiadora 0
HAHAHAH Damn they got some mouths on them. That's just how life is i guess.
lol_seriously 0
L M F A O
volcom1206 0
And guess who I blame, the parents
Gman1234gman 7
the parents and...
Gman1234gman 7
l m f a o
_slyfox 0
LMAO! Yeah this probably isn't the parents fault. I hear kids talking like this all the time!
yaintime21 0
Bad mom indeed... I wonder they heard this from. Sneeze.