By badmom - 10/06/2009 18:09 - Canada 33 4 51 132 Today, I heard my daughter scream at my son through the bathroom door, "Are you jacking off in there or something?" and him scream back at her "Shut up you fucking cunt!" My daughter is 7 and my son is 8. FML I agree, your life sucks 134 883 You deserved it 80 565 Tweet Share
By wtfdreams - 17/05/2009 12:33 - United States 8 1 2 81 Today, I had a very intense sexual dream that made me come and left me panting when I woke up. It was the best orgasm I'd ever had. The trouble was, it wasn't about a hot girl, or anything sexy. It was about bacon. FML I agree, your life sucks 586 You deserved it 80 Tweet Share
By tool - 09/04/2009 06:03 - United States 5 3 1 147 Today, I was bored at my job at Home Depot. I got a bar code tattoo 3 weeks ago and thought it would be funny to scan it. I'm a $5.98 160z claw hammer. FML I agree, your life sucks 43 897 You deserved it 143 139 Tweet Share