Today, I heard my daughter scream at my son through the bathroom door, "Are you jacking off in there or something?" and him scream back at her "Shut up you fucking cunt!" My daughter is 7 and my son is 8. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I overheard my 11-year-old son giving my 8-year-old daughter the sex talk. FML
Today, a 7-year-old girl came up to me and told me to go fuck myself. I told her to watch her language or else I'd tell her parents. Her mom happened to be nearby and actually heard the conversation; she came up to me and told me to go fuck myself as well. FML
Today, my 7 year-old daughter loudly asked in the middle of a supermarket, "Mummy, what's a cunt?" FML
Today, I woke up to my daughter crying, and my son running through the living room completely naked with her bottle, laughing his head off. FML
Today, my daughter walked in on me taking a shower. She said, "Hey, yours is the same size as Dylan's!" My daughter has seen Dylan's penis, which apparently is the same size as mine. My daughter and Dylan are 7. FML
Today, I overheard my mom giving my 6-year-old daughter the sex talk. FML
Today, I was having sex with my wife when my 14 year-old daughter texted me from her room, "Stop." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I heard my parents going at it upstairs. He said, "sounds like they're having more fun than we did." To make it worse, he crept to their door and put his ear to it, telling me what he heard. FML
Today, I overheard my 5 year old daughter call a girl in her dance class a slut. Shocked, I asked her where she heard that word. Her response: "I heard you and Daddy say it about her Mommy." FML
Today, I was rushing around like a lunatic trying to get my shit together and knocked on my son's door a few times. The fourth time I did it, he shouted at me to just fuck off already because he’s trying to have a wank. Oops, and TMI son, TMI. FML
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GIRAFFES 0
Wow. I blame public schools? Harrr. :B
amyzerz 0
What sort of vulgar environment are you raising your kids in? Or is it simply the way our schooling system has come to nowadays... FYL & YDI.
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sdawl 0
thats what you get for talking around your kids like that so yFuckingDI
BulldogQB4 0
#119 we can only get an idea of what is actually going on. Now, would you realistically believe that in 2nd and 3rd graders would hear the words "jacking off" "****" "****" in a school environment? It's parents not giving a damn about what their kids are exposed too. Now you may not have said it, you may not heard it, but you better care where they picked up that talk.
Lia_Mackenzie 4
#13, you're my hero. #87 - wtf? OP - Your kids crack me up. I love it. When I was 9 or so I was fighting with my mom and asked her what the middle finger meant. When she told me, I was like "oh, 'cause I was about to give it to you."
effthis 0
thats cute
lolyourface 0
Nice parenting. Children are our future? I doubt that.
EKKM 0
Was that moment you realized you failed as a parent?
apertured 0
jesus, i hadn't even heard the word **** until i was a teenager
emxrald 0
awww. the american family.
ForWhatItsWorth 0
Ugh, children these days.. one parent's retarded, says something he shouldent to his child and boom it's the week's top word in school.
d805 0
To everyone saying YDI and pointing their fingers at the OP saying "bad parent"... has it occurred to you that this may be the first time the OP heard this from his/her kids? The fact that he/she posted it on this site tells me that they don't think it's o.k. I'm also going to assume that none of you has had any experience actually raising kids of your own, or else you would probably understand what a difficult job it can be. You can't be around them 100% of the time and monitor everything they see/hear/learn from others, but when you do hear them use language like that you talk to them about it and explain why they shouldnt be saying those things. You don't have to beat them or shove a bar of soap in their mouths (yes, I understand that is how some of you learned these things as kids, but not every child has to go through that.) And yes, I understand that it used to be legal for school teachers to beat their students if they misbehaved, but it also used to be legal for a man to beat his wife... was that a good way to "teach" your wife not to do something you disapproved of? Perhaps using physical violence is what people do when they don't know how to use their words to teach their kids... Calm down and try to think logically before overreacting.