Today, I heard my daughter scream at my son through the bathroom door, "Are you jacking off in there or something?" and him scream back at her "Shut up you fucking cunt!" My daughter is 7 and my son is 8. FML
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Today, I overheard my 11-year-old son giving my 8-year-old daughter the sex talk. FML
Today, a 7-year-old girl came up to me and told me to go fuck myself. I told her to watch her language or else I'd tell her parents. Her mom happened to be nearby and actually heard the conversation; she came up to me and told me to go fuck myself as well. FML
Today, my 7 year-old daughter loudly asked in the middle of a supermarket, "Mummy, what's a cunt?" FML
Today, I woke up to my daughter crying, and my son running through the living room completely naked with her bottle, laughing his head off. FML
Today, my daughter walked in on me taking a shower. She said, "Hey, yours is the same size as Dylan's!" My daughter has seen Dylan's penis, which apparently is the same size as mine. My daughter and Dylan are 7. FML
Today, I overheard my mom giving my 6-year-old daughter the sex talk. FML
Today, I was having sex with my wife when my 14 year-old daughter texted me from her room, "Stop." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I heard my parents going at it upstairs. He said, "sounds like they're having more fun than we did." To make it worse, he crept to their door and put his ear to it, telling me what he heard. FML
Today, I overheard my 5 year old daughter call a girl in her dance class a slut. Shocked, I asked her where she heard that word. Her response: "I heard you and Daddy say it about her Mommy." FML
Today, I was rushing around like a lunatic trying to get my shit together and knocked on my son's door a few times. The fourth time I did it, he shouted at me to just fuck off already because he’s trying to have a wank. Oops, and TMI son, TMI. FML
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GIRAFFES 0
Wow. I blame public schools? Harrr. :B
amyzerz 0
What sort of vulgar environment are you raising your kids in? Or is it simply the way our schooling system has come to nowadays... FYL & YDI.
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pink_flamingo88 0
BAHAHAHA that is so awesome!!
HeyyyBrahhh 0
Bahahaha! That's really funny.
UsingLogic 0
They probably learned this at school, but I think the parents forgot to teach them not to say such things (or at least not in front of adults). I mean, I learned a lot of bad stuff at school but I would had never dared to repeat it near an adult (even an adult I didn't know). Parents didn't do all their job, that's all.
Klairyyy 0
You should be a better parent tbh.
nadirecur 0
You should've taught them better. YDI.
monkeyz0r 0
@ 40/plexico GRATEFUL DEAD haha this is really funny, guys hes not a bad parent, his kids were just exposed to this, probably not by him
textme 0
Aren't kids sooooooo cute
tigrouficele2012 44
Eh, I knew that kinda language when I was 11, and my parents never swear (not even now that my brother and I are 13 and 18 and know everything there is to say). These things tend to start younger every year, so I'm not surprised that it's gone down to 7 and 8 since then. Not really FYL or YDI...more like ATR (amused the readers).
LesYeuxDeDario 0
: 3 they are sooo adorable !
krs1234 0
i learned 99.9% of all "bad" words at home....which is where most kids learn them.