Today, I heard my daughter scream at my son through the bathroom door, "Are you jacking off in there or something?" and him scream back at her "Shut up you fucking cunt!" My daughter is 7 and my son is 8. FML
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Packed lecture halls, a sketchy roommate and frat parties: welcome to college, the real thing.
Today, I overheard my 11-year-old son giving my 8-year-old daughter the sex talk. FML
Today, a 7-year-old girl came up to me and told me to go fuck myself. I told her to watch her language or else I'd tell her parents. Her mom happened to be nearby and actually heard the conversation; she came up to me and told me to go fuck myself as well. FML
Today, my 7 year-old daughter loudly asked in the middle of a supermarket, "Mummy, what's a cunt?" FML
Today, I woke up to my daughter crying, and my son running through the living room completely naked with her bottle, laughing his head off. FML
Today, my daughter walked in on me taking a shower. She said, "Hey, yours is the same size as Dylan's!" My daughter has seen Dylan's penis, which apparently is the same size as mine. My daughter and Dylan are 7. FML
Today, I overheard my mom giving my 6-year-old daughter the sex talk. FML
Today, I was having sex with my wife when my 14 year-old daughter texted me from her room, "Stop." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I heard my parents going at it upstairs. He said, "sounds like they're having more fun than we did." To make it worse, he crept to their door and put his ear to it, telling me what he heard. FML
Today, I overheard my 5 year old daughter call a girl in her dance class a slut. Shocked, I asked her where she heard that word. Her response: "I heard you and Daddy say it about her Mommy." FML
Today, I was rushing around like a lunatic trying to get my shit together and knocked on my son's door a few times. The fourth time I did it, he shouted at me to just fuck off already because he’s trying to have a wank. Oops, and TMI son, TMI. FML
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GIRAFFES 0
Wow. I blame public schools? Harrr. :B
amyzerz 0
What sort of vulgar environment are you raising your kids in? Or is it simply the way our schooling system has come to nowadays... FYL & YDI.
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tko 0
for everyone yelling at him for being a bad parent, think. if these were words he considered mundane enough to be part of his everyday speech and the kids picked them up from him, he would not consider his life ******. obviously he's embarrassed, which suggests that they did not learn those words from him. if he didn't give a damn about it, then he would be a bad parent. duh.
Yoyo_jsrf 0
arent kids just darn cute these days
badabing94 0
Ok your not nescisarily a bad parent. All kids cuss. Just wash they're mouths out with soap and spank them for foul language. If they ask why you can cuss (if you do) than say because your an adult. And all people who say that why I said to do is child abuse, get a life. Teachers used to be able to beat kids. Punishment shows them that it is bad, an they need to stop. Don't shelter your kids or your screwing them up even more. I know from experiance on all these points (yes I'm a kid, but a teen).
xHaniffax 0
Seriously, you should slap them for using language like that lay down the law and keep an eye on what they watch
happygoluckyhh 0
Excuse me #1? It's not ONLY public schools. My public school acts like a private school because it's so organized and rich...but it's not a private school. You must be reffering to public school in NYC or something. Get a life!
amykillswitch 0
LMAOO!!! I honestly don't get what the big deal is with kids talking like this. Lets be honest. They are gonna learn it all in a few years anyway. Its not like you can shield them from ever hearing bad words or vulgar slurs these days unless you move your family to an Amish community or some shit like that.
pearls 0
they've picked it up from somewhere, probably a film or hopefully not their parents or school. just sit them down and talk to them about it, but tell them that swearing is bad and all that stuff.
Malexhe 0
Beat them with a belt. I'm being 100% serious, we don't need to hear language like that from children.
Everlost 0
sadly that is what the world has come to.
Bashar_fml 0
lololololol, and u deserve it