Today, I heard my daughter scream at my son through the bathroom door, "Are you jacking off in there or something?" and him scream back at her "Shut up you fucking cunt!" My daughter is 7 and my son is 8. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I overheard my 11-year-old son giving my 8-year-old daughter the sex talk. FML
Today, a 7-year-old girl came up to me and told me to go fuck myself. I told her to watch her language or else I'd tell her parents. Her mom happened to be nearby and actually heard the conversation; she came up to me and told me to go fuck myself as well. FML
Today, my 7 year-old daughter loudly asked in the middle of a supermarket, "Mummy, what's a cunt?" FML
Today, I woke up to my daughter crying, and my son running through the living room completely naked with her bottle, laughing his head off. FML
Today, my daughter walked in on me taking a shower. She said, "Hey, yours is the same size as Dylan's!" My daughter has seen Dylan's penis, which apparently is the same size as mine. My daughter and Dylan are 7. FML
Today, I overheard my mom giving my 6-year-old daughter the sex talk. FML
Today, I was having sex with my wife when my 14 year-old daughter texted me from her room, "Stop." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I heard my parents going at it upstairs. He said, "sounds like they're having more fun than we did." To make it worse, he crept to their door and put his ear to it, telling me what he heard. FML
Today, I overheard my 5 year old daughter call a girl in her dance class a slut. Shocked, I asked her where she heard that word. Her response: "I heard you and Daddy say it about her Mommy." FML
Today, I was rushing around like a lunatic trying to get my shit together and knocked on my son's door a few times. The fourth time I did it, he shouted at me to just fuck off already because he’s trying to have a wank. Oops, and TMI son, TMI. FML
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GIRAFFES 0
Wow. I blame public schools? Harrr. :B
amyzerz 0
What sort of vulgar environment are you raising your kids in? Or is it simply the way our schooling system has come to nowadays... FYL & YDI.
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happyFISH_fml 0
lmao. kids are wierd...
Duber 0
Oh... wow. Pretty strong language for an eight year old.
sillymusical14 0
That is really scary. and for those of you who think its cute, it's not. it's vulgar, gross, and idiotic. The kids need to learn not to say that kind of stuff, especially at such a young age. They need to be watched better, and be careful who they hang with. Its so sad the way they act. :(
staceybby 0
Holy crap :O
may_cause_fail 0
When they're that young, it's totally your fault. Kids pretty much absorb everything they say and do from their parents until they're teens. So total YDI on that one. You fail at parenting. :) I don't even swear like that, and I'm 18.
panicatthekhk 0
PADDLE THEIR BUTTS, WASH THEIR MOUTHS OUT, TAKE THEM TO CHURCH, SEND THEM TO PRIVATE SCHOOL
eastbaydad 0
I am sure there are plenty of welfare mom's in your homeless shelter who have kids just as ****** as yours. Keep your chin up and make sure you always have your pimp's money.
RespondomaticMan 0
Your fault. Raise your kids better.
FoundManyLemons 0
No telling where they heard all that from..... YDI.
3daysgrace 0
doesn't she know not to disturb a guy taking care of business in the bathroom qft