Today, I heard my daughter scream at my son through the bathroom door, "Are you jacking off in there or something?" and him scream back at her "Shut up you fucking cunt!" My daughter is 7 and my son is 8. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Today, I overheard my 11-year-old son giving my 8-year-old daughter the sex talk. FML
Nice family you've got there
Today, a 7-year-old girl came up to me and told me to go fuck myself. I told her to watch her language or else I'd tell her parents. Her mom happened to be nearby and actually heard the conversation; she came up to me and told me to go fuck myself as well. FML
Stunned silence
Today, my 7 year-old daughter loudly asked in the middle of a supermarket, "Mummy, what's a cunt?" FML
Today, I woke up to my daughter crying, and my son running through the living room completely naked with her bottle, laughing his head off. FML
Today, my daughter walked in on me taking a shower. She said, "Hey, yours is the same size as Dylan's!" My daughter has seen Dylan's penis, which apparently is the same size as mine. My daughter and Dylan are 7. FML
Today, I overheard my mom giving my 6-year-old daughter the sex talk. FML
Stop
Today, I was having sex with my wife when my 14 year-old daughter texted me from her room, "Stop." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I heard my parents going at it upstairs. He said, "sounds like they're having more fun than we did." To make it worse, he crept to their door and put his ear to it, telling me what he heard. FML
Today, I overheard my 5 year old daughter call a girl in her dance class a slut. Shocked, I asked her where she heard that word. Her response: "I heard you and Daddy say it about her Mommy." FML
Cranking it
Today, I was rushing around like a lunatic trying to get my shit together and knocked on my son's door a few times. The fourth time I did it, he shouted at me to just fuck off already because he’s trying to have a wank. Oops, and TMI son, TMI. FML
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GIRAFFES 0
Wow. I blame public schools? Harrr. :B
amyzerz 0
What sort of vulgar environment are you raising your kids in? Or is it simply the way our schooling system has come to nowadays... FYL & YDI.
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jewelzgalore 0
Okay, this has nothing to do with her parenting skills. Kids pick up lots of things at school. And it's true that they're becoming more and more vulgar at a younger age.
Islander_fml 5
This is awesome!! I would give anything to hear that exchange! Well, not between my own kids, but anyone else's... :D
annjella117 0
lol @ # 78 being a rich little ******. NYC? Really hunny, we only curse at schools in New York City? You live sad and unfortunate life if the children you go to school with are so sheltered that you've never heard someone curse. Obviously this man is emmbarrassed that his children said these things, so he probably didn't use the words around them! Beat their asses.
kyraeus 0
634? hate to say it, but you're dead wrong. Yes, kids tend to imitate what they hear. Yes, if they're raised in an environment hearing it, they'll say it. However, the other effect is in whether you, as a parent, allow it. I was raised in a household where certain offenses would get your little rear end kicked. Not literally obviously, but spankings DO have their place in a home. For years I was an advocate of not beating your children, till I realized just what deterrent factor it has. Do NOT let your children walk all over you. You are the parent, and YOU hold the responsibility for keeping them safe, teaching them how to live, and making decisions for them until they are old enough to safely make their own. Kids are NOT 'little adults', they're kids. Growing up is a learning process. The whole point of human beings raising children till they're matured came about for the safety and education of the children. By letting them step on you like this, you're letting them, and yourself, down. Hard love is a tactic that works in the correct dose, and maintaining a healthy amount of discipline is another key in parenting as well. It helps them on the path to learning to control their own behavior later in the real world when it counts, as well as being responsible for themselves when they gain their own home, or to take care of a spouse in latter years. Have some dignity, explain later what you did and why, when they settle down and realize that's NOT acceptable behavior in your home. Chances are, once your kid is mature enough to understand, 20 years later they'll come back and thank you for it, I know I do.
kyraeus 0
Gah, make that 637. Misread it. Also, I think it was best said by a great man who died before his time 'Why is it this smaaaaaall group of words is cordoned off from the rest of such a HUGE group? They must be pretty terrible... I mean, we have what, 12? 15 major curse words primarily in the english language? They're so horrible!' to paraphrase George Carlin. Seriously. There are bad intentions. Bad feelings. Bad thoughts. No bad words. A word is like a gun. Harmless until used with intent. Keep this in mind. Yes, kids probably shouldn't use these until mature enough to understand what saying them with certain intents mean, and it's just disrespectful. But once you reach majority age, I kinda don't see the point, especially when the same words that hurt can generally be used for so many other things.
mcd62 0
why the **** does everyone here think that swearing is this horrible thing that must be stopped? i mean seriously with problems such as bullying plaguing schools all over the country we're worried about kids saying a few words some people arbitrarily decided were offensive? Seriously? And as for them being young, kids are people too. They should be entitled to express themselves however they want. And the truth is, we should have faith that our children will learn from experience when to swear and when not to, because for better or for worse swear words DO offend some people, and thus "offensive" language can be disadvantageous in certain situations. Really though swearing is generic and not even a very effective way of insulting someone. I would be more angry if my child were intentionally hitting a soft spot in order to make someone feel bad.
mom4life 0
First, don't blame the school system. It is NOT their responsibility to teach our children values and manners, that is our job as parents. Second, is the Mom at fault? Yes, while her children are under the age of 18, she and their father are responsible for them and their behavior. Thrid, the best thing she could have done and probably did, was as soon as the comments were made she corrected the behavior and explained how what they just said was wrong and why it is wrong. MCD62--While I do feel that children should be able to exress themselves, they should not be able to express themselves in a manner that is offensive. I would not want to hear these statements from adults so why would it be acceptable to hear them come from children?
ibufficus 2
get off this website and parent your children....
Ashleigh_85 0
Do either you or your partner swear and say stuff like that ?? cause children will only repeat things that they have heard !!!
monkey314159 0
I have a hard time believing they learned this public school. I wouldn't have understanded what jacking off and **** meant until 7th grade and I did go to public schools all my life. So yes it bad parenting. L2 spank kids when they are behaving badly. It worked on me.