Today, I heard my daughter scream at my son through the bathroom door, "Are you jacking off in there or something?" and him scream back at her "Shut up you fucking cunt!" My daughter is 7 and my son is 8. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I overheard my 11-year-old son giving my 8-year-old daughter the sex talk. FML
Today, a 7-year-old girl came up to me and told me to go fuck myself. I told her to watch her language or else I'd tell her parents. Her mom happened to be nearby and actually heard the conversation; she came up to me and told me to go fuck myself as well. FML
Today, my 7 year-old daughter loudly asked in the middle of a supermarket, "Mummy, what's a cunt?" FML
Today, I woke up to my daughter crying, and my son running through the living room completely naked with her bottle, laughing his head off. FML
Today, my daughter walked in on me taking a shower. She said, "Hey, yours is the same size as Dylan's!" My daughter has seen Dylan's penis, which apparently is the same size as mine. My daughter and Dylan are 7. FML
Today, I overheard my mom giving my 6-year-old daughter the sex talk. FML
Today, I was having sex with my wife when my 14 year-old daughter texted me from her room, "Stop." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I heard my parents going at it upstairs. He said, "sounds like they're having more fun than we did." To make it worse, he crept to their door and put his ear to it, telling me what he heard. FML
Today, I overheard my 5 year old daughter call a girl in her dance class a slut. Shocked, I asked her where she heard that word. Her response: "I heard you and Daddy say it about her Mommy." FML
Today, I was rushing around like a lunatic trying to get my shit together and knocked on my son's door a few times. The fourth time I did it, he shouted at me to just fuck off already because he’s trying to have a wank. Oops, and TMI son, TMI. FML
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GIRAFFES 0
Wow. I blame public schools? Harrr. :B
amyzerz 0
What sort of vulgar environment are you raising your kids in? Or is it simply the way our schooling system has come to nowadays... FYL & YDI.
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SpazTheGreat 14
Everyone bitching about this person being a bad parent, or yelling about the people who are bitching..... Not a single damn one of you realized how ******* staged and fake this sounds.
56578 0
Its time you started to monitor what they watch on TV/do on the internet/listen to on the radio until they understand that language like that is completely inappropriate. Be firm, but fair. Good luck!
primogen18 0
YDI for not being a good parent and teaching your kids the difference between right and wrong. #493 - you can't monitor your kid 24/7, but you can teach them that such things are or are not appropriate. It's time parents stop blaming everything else for their poor parenting skills. The OP should stop bitching and sit down and be parents to their children instead of wasting their time posting on internet forums. It's sad that all of these nanny shows and such exist because of how shitty parents are these days, you have to have someone come into your home and be on network television to show that it IS possible to not have kids running around and swearing in your house.
whiteycubano3 0
you're a bad parent
CassandraBear93 0
why the hell do you let your children talk like that, Im 15 and If i said something like that in front on my mom she would bitch slap me so hard that I would have a red mark on my face..seriously YDI
jessicaclaire 0
...and where do you think they learned that? At school, with other seven and eight year olds? Most likely not. YDI.
failure_grrl234 0
omg. that was prolly the funniest one ive read!!!!! but thats MESSED UP!!! you need to WHOOP THEM.
failure_grrl234 0
omg. that was prolly the funniest one ive read!!!!! but thats MESSED UP!!! you need to WHOOP THEM.
thewoozy1 0
wow, you've done an excellent parenting job. congrats, give yourself a patt on the back.
Juliiaaa 0
daaaayuuum