Today, I heard my daughter scream at my son through the bathroom door, "Are you jacking off in there or something?" and him scream back at her "Shut up you fucking cunt!" My daughter is 7 and my son is 8. FML
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Packed lecture halls, a sketchy roommate and frat parties: welcome to college, the real thing.
Today, I overheard my 11-year-old son giving my 8-year-old daughter the sex talk. FML
Today, a 7-year-old girl came up to me and told me to go fuck myself. I told her to watch her language or else I'd tell her parents. Her mom happened to be nearby and actually heard the conversation; she came up to me and told me to go fuck myself as well. FML
Today, my 7 year-old daughter loudly asked in the middle of a supermarket, "Mummy, what's a cunt?" FML
Today, I woke up to my daughter crying, and my son running through the living room completely naked with her bottle, laughing his head off. FML
Today, my daughter walked in on me taking a shower. She said, "Hey, yours is the same size as Dylan's!" My daughter has seen Dylan's penis, which apparently is the same size as mine. My daughter and Dylan are 7. FML
Today, I overheard my mom giving my 6-year-old daughter the sex talk. FML
Today, I was having sex with my wife when my 14 year-old daughter texted me from her room, "Stop." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I heard my parents going at it upstairs. He said, "sounds like they're having more fun than we did." To make it worse, he crept to their door and put his ear to it, telling me what he heard. FML
Today, I overheard my 5 year old daughter call a girl in her dance class a slut. Shocked, I asked her where she heard that word. Her response: "I heard you and Daddy say it about her Mommy." FML
Today, I was rushing around like a lunatic trying to get my shit together and knocked on my son's door a few times. The fourth time I did it, he shouted at me to just fuck off already because he’s trying to have a wank. Oops, and TMI son, TMI. FML
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GIRAFFES 0
Wow. I blame public schools? Harrr. :B
amyzerz 0
What sort of vulgar environment are you raising your kids in? Or is it simply the way our schooling system has come to nowadays... FYL & YDI.
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binaryalice 0
awesome job raising your children.
ShinyShine 0
Its mostly the schools fault. Also your fault for not slapping them across the face for talking that way. PUBLIC schools are just not safe any more. Teachers have sexual relations with childrens, teachers hurt children meaning hitting them or chill abuse. Kids have sex now YES meaning 10 year olds are already having babys. How do i know well lets just say i know someone who works in a hospital. Their reactions are =O what da.... Children teach each other to curse since one kid might have a parent that cusses at home it rubs off to the child then to the other children around them. SO its mostly the public Schools fault & also some parents fault especially the parents who dont do anything about it.
L_M_H_H 0
There are a lot of things to blame that on. 1. Schools, but not really, because teachers, principals, and other administratives generally catch kids using vulgar words. 2. Yourself. What environment are the kids being raised in?
ibrakefordonuts 0
Those words were probably used by YOU, YOUR partner... neighbors, or your kids' freinds parents.. lets take the classic.. Christmas story for example.. why does ralphie use the language??? BECAUSE HIS DAD DID! sooo... parents are the leading role model for there kids up to age 10.. guess whos fault it is?? YDI!
FYL6 0
YDI for not paying attention to what reaches your children's ears.
emmersx 0
Holy. Didn't know what jacking off til I was at least 11. And didn't use the word **** til I was 13 or 14....
xo_emily_xo 0
This is classicccccc. I knew these words at 8, so they beat me by a few years ;) haha
DeezNutzz 0
be a better parent "you ******* ****"
Bunneh18 0
Time to spank them? I blame bad parenting, television, and public schools.
tinaforthewin 0
D: oh shit. slap em.