Today, I heard my daughter scream at my son through the bathroom door, "Are you jacking off in there or something?" and him scream back at her "Shut up you fucking cunt!" My daughter is 7 and my son is 8. FML
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Packed lecture halls, a sketchy roommate and frat parties: welcome to college, the real thing.
Today, I overheard my 11-year-old son giving my 8-year-old daughter the sex talk. FML
Today, a 7-year-old girl came up to me and told me to go fuck myself. I told her to watch her language or else I'd tell her parents. Her mom happened to be nearby and actually heard the conversation; she came up to me and told me to go fuck myself as well. FML
Today, my 7 year-old daughter loudly asked in the middle of a supermarket, "Mummy, what's a cunt?" FML
Today, I woke up to my daughter crying, and my son running through the living room completely naked with her bottle, laughing his head off. FML
Today, my daughter walked in on me taking a shower. She said, "Hey, yours is the same size as Dylan's!" My daughter has seen Dylan's penis, which apparently is the same size as mine. My daughter and Dylan are 7. FML
Today, I overheard my mom giving my 6-year-old daughter the sex talk. FML
Today, I was having sex with my wife when my 14 year-old daughter texted me from her room, "Stop." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I heard my parents going at it upstairs. He said, "sounds like they're having more fun than we did." To make it worse, he crept to their door and put his ear to it, telling me what he heard. FML
Today, I overheard my 5 year old daughter call a girl in her dance class a slut. Shocked, I asked her where she heard that word. Her response: "I heard you and Daddy say it about her Mommy." FML
Today, I was rushing around like a lunatic trying to get my shit together and knocked on my son's door a few times. The fourth time I did it, he shouted at me to just fuck off already because he’s trying to have a wank. Oops, and TMI son, TMI. FML
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GIRAFFES 0
Wow. I blame public schools? Harrr. :B
amyzerz 0
What sort of vulgar environment are you raising your kids in? Or is it simply the way our schooling system has come to nowadays... FYL & YDI.
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Shanny_fml 0
hahha this is so funny ;D but yh they shouldnt be saying these things. They either learn it from you or i school. fyl :P
primogen18 0
#583 thinks everyone who grows up going to *gasp omg* public schools live in ghettos, very untrue. #604 is cleary one of those parents looking for an excuse sticking up for the shitty parents of today. Many parents are worthless today, it's a common fact. They don't teach their kids right from wrong or reality from fantasy. It's why we have people like tipper gore blaming media for how people act. I played violent video games as a kid and was exposed to violence and vulgarity outside the home, and I grew up fine. My parents told me that game I played wasn't real, those people cursing weren't "cool", and that if you shoot someone there are real consequences unlike "doom". If you grow up without being told these things, there will be something wrong with you and you could do horrible things, but it stems back that your parents never gave a shit to instill such life values causing you to be messed up. The people we let breed these days, there should be a test and months of training in order for a man to be able to stick his dick in a woman without protection on the chance she will bare a child.
InspiredByGaGa 8
YDI for not teaching your children respect.
mndz_mkl 0
i want to live with you !!!! adopt me, im 13!
derriduh 0
Have a stern talk with them and explain that kind of talk isn't tolerated, but don't feel badly. Kids learn that sort of language from other kids at school. I'm 25, and I remember I started swearing when I was 10. I had no idea what a "fuckwad" was in grade 5....
pernicious_pink 12
WTF?!?!
msmil401 0
Although I agreed your life is f*cked, I wonder why how they came to feel that it's ok to talk like that in front of you. It seems like you have convinced them that it is appropriate to use that kind of language by not telling them otherwise.
darkelf06 0
what the hell have you been teaching these kids lately?
tbbays04 0
woah. well thats just pretty great.... sorry dude
rixbury 0
HAHA that is awesome. YDI though