Today, I heard my daughter scream at my son through the bathroom door, "Are you jacking off in there or something?" and him scream back at her "Shut up you fucking cunt!" My daughter is 7 and my son is 8. FML
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Packed lecture halls, a sketchy roommate and frat parties: welcome to college, the real thing.
Today, I overheard my 11-year-old son giving my 8-year-old daughter the sex talk. FML
Today, a 7-year-old girl came up to me and told me to go fuck myself. I told her to watch her language or else I'd tell her parents. Her mom happened to be nearby and actually heard the conversation; she came up to me and told me to go fuck myself as well. FML
Today, my 7 year-old daughter loudly asked in the middle of a supermarket, "Mummy, what's a cunt?" FML
Today, I woke up to my daughter crying, and my son running through the living room completely naked with her bottle, laughing his head off. FML
Today, my daughter walked in on me taking a shower. She said, "Hey, yours is the same size as Dylan's!" My daughter has seen Dylan's penis, which apparently is the same size as mine. My daughter and Dylan are 7. FML
Today, I overheard my mom giving my 6-year-old daughter the sex talk. FML
Today, I was having sex with my wife when my 14 year-old daughter texted me from her room, "Stop." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I heard my parents going at it upstairs. He said, "sounds like they're having more fun than we did." To make it worse, he crept to their door and put his ear to it, telling me what he heard. FML
Today, I overheard my 5 year old daughter call a girl in her dance class a slut. Shocked, I asked her where she heard that word. Her response: "I heard you and Daddy say it about her Mommy." FML
Today, I was rushing around like a lunatic trying to get my shit together and knocked on my son's door a few times. The fourth time I did it, he shouted at me to just fuck off already because he’s trying to have a wank. Oops, and TMI son, TMI. FML
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GIRAFFES 0
Wow. I blame public schools? Harrr. :B
amyzerz 0
What sort of vulgar environment are you raising your kids in? Or is it simply the way our schooling system has come to nowadays... FYL & YDI.
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mido1992 0
wtf im 16 and i dont know what **** mean
you_not_me_OWNED 0
i blame xbox 360 online gaming.
The_9th_Doctor 18
really?
AmyBeth 0
I read this yesterday on my phone and never got to the internet to leave a comment, but honestly I believe it about 100%.! Kids do learn things like younger and younger every year. I was exposed to this kind of talk starting in fourth grade, obviously the generations gotten younger though. They learn it from kids at school who learn it from their older siblings and family members. But either way I learned most all of that in elementary school and stuff, and my parents NEVER really swear or say ANYTHING like that! And I tell you my parents get shocked at just what has started earlier and earlier (Example: Sex ; used to be high school, now middle school) That's basically public schooling for you!
DizzyDemon0 9
I see nothing wrong with using a heated metal rod to beat your children On a less serious note: Please tell me you don't swear in front of your children..or if you do..you sit them down and explain to them that swearing just makes you look ignorant and it is vulgar.
HunterFalls13 0
Hahahaaa! Wow:D You know that either you fought them those words or people at school. Really I still haven't had the freakin 'talk' but people at school will be talkin about it 24/7 I'm not sure if it's FYL or YDI
Jonathan67_fml 0
Guys don't flame the parent she was obviously shocked that they knew these words
silvermoonstar3 3
Unless you live in a REALLY bad area, I'm going to guess they learned that stuff from you and/or your husband. From the name you picked, I'm guessing it's you. Either way, you should have taught them that those words are NOT tolerated in your household. YDI.
ozymandias_fml 0
That's an easy enough FYL to fix -- get out the phone book, call CPS, and have them come take your children away, you unfit parent.
missofficerxo 0
lmao.
speedydrumstix 0
hahahaha amazing.