Today, I got pulled over for going about 88mph. When the cop asked why I was speeding, I replied, "I was trying to go back in time". He didn't like that answer and gave me a ticket. FML
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sxe_beast
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Were you driving a DeLorean?
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llCHR15ll
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you didn't engage the flux capacitor. hopefully you will learn from this crucial mistake.
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sxe_beast
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Were you driving a DeLorean?
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thefriendlyc
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ydi...
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seenyou
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he totally deserved it .
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TheSnakeDoctor20
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ydi for trying to get a break
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EatnBeef
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you should asked if he wanted to come along. cops like to time travel more than you know lol
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PurpleRae420
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Your an idiot for that of course he gave you a ticket Back To The Future isn't real and that is the most dumbest excuse I've ever heard You shoulda said I was speeding to get to church it worked for Chris Tucker lolol
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Imabigbeast
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I love back to the future!!!
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salsalover_12
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Didn't they go 85mph in back to the future? and yes i love that movie as well it's the best movie of all time aside form the green hornet.
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zimandme123
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can any body tell me what YDI means??
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RedPillSucks
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@102 - You do understand that OP was trying levity as a way to get out of a ticket and wasn't using that as a serious excuse
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peppermintstick
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@ 111 it was 88 miles per hour, and I agree! its the best movie of all time! You can tell who hasn't seen or heard of the movie based on their comments... Sadly they are missing out.
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Azbubba_fml_fml
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@ 121 you deserve it
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biggary19
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awesome reply now pay that ticket with pride cause u new u were gettin that ticket. cause ur hat real low woulda been a better answer
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shannonreneee
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102 never seems to get anything on FML :/
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moorepoints
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ydi=you deserve it
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sxe_beast
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Marty: Doc we better back up. We don't have enough road to get up to 88.
Dr. Brown: Roads? Where we're going we don't need roads.
Wasn't the max speed on the speedometer of a DeLorean 85MPH as required by the government?
Dr. Brown: Roads? Where we're going we don't need roads.
Wasn't the max speed on the speedometer of a DeLorean 85MPH as required by the government?
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herrobear
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It was a good try. Sometimes you get an officer in a bad mood or who's not very lenient.
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waters1701
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you deserve it
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Mizzle95
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I believe so 151
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Bill3485
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121 - youthful dessert intake
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kofinater
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always go with explosive diarrhea excuse
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Felix_Felicis15
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Epic movie.
Doc: "Damn. Damn! DAMN DAMN!"
Doc: "Damn. Damn! DAMN DAMN!"
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shortie916
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Back to the future is classic. The police man must have no sense of humor!
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UnderTheMoon
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Classic lol
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bagginzy
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You should have told him you were going to the Policeman's Ball.
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hoops17
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Psych!!
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killerJC
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mmmm... Moron
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Bano360
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Do you have no sense of humor?
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cgchamp89
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No kidding... I think part of the reason people are commenting this way is because they don't know the reference.
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snickers001
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of he's goes back to the future he can change his mind about this next time and don't get a ticket :)
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trvt
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ur a dick
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northern_lights
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Best FML ever!
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Pokeemon
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haha I agree
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roeallen
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Agreed!
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Kyze_Ninja
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This really shouldn't even be an FML because he was caught speeding and tried to get away with it.
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shaneac
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Pokeemon, nice name, I love Pokémon. RoeAllen, your profile pic is pretty.
And OP, nice try, but your Flux Compassitor needs uranium to work.
And OP, nice try, but your Flux Compassitor needs uranium to work.
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shaneac
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Thanks, too bad I can't edit my posts to change typos...
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PoserDisposer
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The Flux Capacitor actually needs Plutonium.
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Mitcha857
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Great Scott!
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shaneac
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>.< I need to rewatch that movie, so I won't make bad references to it...
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WompWompWomp123
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96 - you need plutonium, not uranium. I guess your Flux Capacitor isn't working either.
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sweetcheeksjvl
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you're an idiot for saying it YDI
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missy_lynn012
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the best response is always a family member is in labor. GEESH!
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ThogTheCaveman
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You're quite right. He's an idiot for assuming someone else may have a sense of humor.
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pedosmurf
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You have to give him credit for having the balls to say it right? Right? No? Well then YDI
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GigaPudding_fml
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Although I found your joke rather funny, you can't complain on getting a ticket... :)
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cutielilangel
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looool so true. too bad Gabriel Iglesias advice didn't work.
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nunsrtight69
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cuz I'm black!
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juicedboi
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back to the future reference is at least a humorous response. Better than the typical my wife is in labour one
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Iknoweverything
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OP is actually lucky he didn't get a fine for reckless behavior... Depending on the state and the posted limit, you can go to jail for going that fast.
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llCHR15ll
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you didn't engage the flux capacitor. hopefully you will learn from this crucial mistake.
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JustinThunder
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Dang, it's always the flux capacitor.
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dizzaymizlizzay
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if I was the cop, I would've given u the ticket and told u to try to go back in time to prevent me from pulling u over!
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Octwo
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I would have taught you how to spell "you."
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dreamering
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You have been outsmarted by a cop?
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gwadafiesta_fml
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How stupid can you be ?
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LaneDoyleStoleMy
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whoa!!! easy there the OP is a crazy ass honey badger that clearly just don't give a shit! go honey badgers of the world!! unite in freereeeeeeeeedom!!! owww!!
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EarAcheMyEYE10
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obviously it didn't work.... next time tell the nice officer "I was trying to avoid your worthless assholish self there officer!! (with a smile on your face!) At least it will be worth the ticket vs saying a dork-like-gonna-get-the-ticket-anyway answer!
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SpazzyJazzy325
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it's not dorky, it's just to awesome for you to comprehend