Today, I heard my daughter scream at my son through the bathroom door, "Are you jacking off in there or something?" and him scream back at her "Shut up you fucking cunt!" My daughter is 7 and my son is 8. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I overheard my 11-year-old son giving my 8-year-old daughter the sex talk. FML
Today, a 7-year-old girl came up to me and told me to go fuck myself. I told her to watch her language or else I'd tell her parents. Her mom happened to be nearby and actually heard the conversation; she came up to me and told me to go fuck myself as well. FML
Today, my 7 year-old daughter loudly asked in the middle of a supermarket, "Mummy, what's a cunt?" FML
Today, I woke up to my daughter crying, and my son running through the living room completely naked with her bottle, laughing his head off. FML
Today, my daughter walked in on me taking a shower. She said, "Hey, yours is the same size as Dylan's!" My daughter has seen Dylan's penis, which apparently is the same size as mine. My daughter and Dylan are 7. FML
Today, I overheard my mom giving my 6-year-old daughter the sex talk. FML
Today, I was having sex with my wife when my 14 year-old daughter texted me from her room, "Stop." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I heard my parents going at it upstairs. He said, "sounds like they're having more fun than we did." To make it worse, he crept to their door and put his ear to it, telling me what he heard. FML
Today, I overheard my 5 year old daughter call a girl in her dance class a slut. Shocked, I asked her where she heard that word. Her response: "I heard you and Daddy say it about her Mommy." FML
Today, I was rushing around like a lunatic trying to get my shit together and knocked on my son's door a few times. The fourth time I did it, he shouted at me to just fuck off already because he’s trying to have a wank. Oops, and TMI son, TMI. FML
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GIRAFFES 0
Wow. I blame public schools? Harrr. :B
amyzerz 0
What sort of vulgar environment are you raising your kids in? Or is it simply the way our schooling system has come to nowadays... FYL & YDI.
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diet_otaku 0
adding to the chorus of parenting fail. kids don't make up language like that all on their own, they either heard it from you or the TV, and if it's the latter you fail at supervising your kids and what they watch.
employed22 0
ouchhh FYL indeed. You should really take care of that though, hope that was swiftly followed by some discipline. wooden spoon?
ZiggyMorrison 0
I think its time to beat the shit out of them
all4jjl 0
Is this even true? If it is, you are a TERRIBLE parent. Where the hell are they hearing this from? What did you do, laugh when they said it? You need to take better control of your kids. Ugh this makes me sick-you don't deserve to be a parent
mijzelffan 0
wow, that's funny. You live in a bad neighbourhood or something? or is there any other bad influence?
mistystarlight 0
your kids will grow up to be "great" spouses to some poor person. lol this funny and very sad to me at the same time. Each generation is getting worse.
flb19 0
time for parenting?
Spl4sh_fml 0
And, how does that make you feel?
fistofflu03 0
Soap in the mouth time! and agreed time to be a parent!
Guairdean 0
Don't blame the schools, blame the parents. It doesn't matter when or where you learn the words, what matters is when you learn it's not appropriate to use them. That should be taught at home. My daughters knew the penalty for that type of language. I'm sure they used the words, but not where my wife and I could hear.