Today, I heard my daughter scream at my son through the bathroom door, "Are you jacking off in there or something?" and him scream back at her "Shut up you fucking cunt!" My daughter is 7 and my son is 8. FML
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Today, I overheard my 11-year-old son giving my 8-year-old daughter the sex talk. FML
Today, a 7-year-old girl came up to me and told me to go fuck myself. I told her to watch her language or else I'd tell her parents. Her mom happened to be nearby and actually heard the conversation; she came up to me and told me to go fuck myself as well. FML
Today, my 7 year-old daughter loudly asked in the middle of a supermarket, "Mummy, what's a cunt?" FML
Today, I woke up to my daughter crying, and my son running through the living room completely naked with her bottle, laughing his head off. FML
Today, my daughter walked in on me taking a shower. She said, "Hey, yours is the same size as Dylan's!" My daughter has seen Dylan's penis, which apparently is the same size as mine. My daughter and Dylan are 7. FML
Today, I overheard my mom giving my 6-year-old daughter the sex talk. FML
Today, I was having sex with my wife when my 14 year-old daughter texted me from her room, "Stop." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I heard my parents going at it upstairs. He said, "sounds like they're having more fun than we did." To make it worse, he crept to their door and put his ear to it, telling me what he heard. FML
Today, I overheard my 5 year old daughter call a girl in her dance class a slut. Shocked, I asked her where she heard that word. Her response: "I heard you and Daddy say it about her Mommy." FML
Today, I was rushing around like a lunatic trying to get my shit together and knocked on my son's door a few times. The fourth time I did it, he shouted at me to just fuck off already because he’s trying to have a wank. Oops, and TMI son, TMI. FML
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GIRAFFES 0
Wow. I blame public schools? Harrr. :B
amyzerz 0
What sort of vulgar environment are you raising your kids in? Or is it simply the way our schooling system has come to nowadays... FYL & YDI.
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Fllyleaf 0
I knew most words like that when I was that age. I got them from school. Maybe it's not YOUR fault, it could be the fault of another childs parent? Did you not think of that?
Asdas_fml 0
@#23 and all others screaming "bad parenting" You think the kids learn that at home? I don't know where you live but where I live we got this thing called school. That's where I learnt all that stuff, not from my parents. It really doesn't matter what your parents say or do if every day you're around badly raised kids at school.
that_guy_you_are 0
WTF man? WTF kind of kids say shit like that? yo my kids get beaten with ****** rocks wrapped in electrical tape EVERY DAY while i scream bible verses at them. ever think they swear and shit? **** no, their to busy bleeding. these kids need some ******* jesus and some ****** beatinsgs/ ur probably som ****** libbral or someshit. dont bring ur kids near my kids i dont need them learnig libbrul bullshit about 'child abuse" ur kids need jesus real bad
jBird_fml 0
#494, Please die now, but look up the definition of hypocrisy first.
yojoeletsmakeout 0
ahaha this made my week.
Bleep_fml 0
#494 is an obvious troll, don't feed it.
rachelxx 0
teach your kids some respect, parenting classes much?
uberkrissy 0
That's pretty extreme, especially of course for 7- and 8-year-olds. Quit blaming the media, I've never heard the word "****" on TV. The other stuff is questionable. Oh well, they'll learn profanity sooner or later.
Mozart24 0
Mother of the Year contender, obviously...
learntolive13 0
I heard most of the cuss words when I was 9 and 10. That's also when I learned a few things about sex. My parents have NEVER cussed around my brother and me and to tell you the truth, my mom never even gave me the sex talk. All these "bad wordly things" I've learned from being in public school (in RURAL Oklahoma I might add) and from the media. I mean seriously? Do you see what's one TV these days or listen to what's on the radio? I've heard PLENTY of seven and eight year olds says some things that I have NEVER DARED to say because I know I would've had my butt bruised all over!!! I see kids ALL THE TIME that have cell phones! Nice ones too like iPhones and Blackberrys! Really? What do they even use them for? To text their friends and say "Hey let's go swing together at recess!" THEY DON'T EVEN HAVE AN ADVANCED ENOUGH VOCABULARY TO PRODUCE MEANINGFUL TEXTS! And unfortunately, I see 4th and 5th grade girls wearing make up too. I blame ALL of it on society!!! It's been almost 10 years ago since I was this age, but it's VERY possible that these kids have learned this stuff from school and the media. Just saying. Also, the only reason that it WOULD be the OP's fault is if they let their kids spend massive amounts of time watching TV or on the computer and if they listen to vulgar music, which most of it is nowadays. And maybe the OP never expected them to say things like this so that's why they never talked to them about using good language. :)