Today, I heard my daughter scream at my son through the bathroom door, "Are you jacking off in there or something?" and him scream back at her "Shut up you fucking cunt!" My daughter is 7 and my son is 8. FML
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Today, I overheard my 11-year-old son giving my 8-year-old daughter the sex talk. FML
Today, a 7-year-old girl came up to me and told me to go fuck myself. I told her to watch her language or else I'd tell her parents. Her mom happened to be nearby and actually heard the conversation; she came up to me and told me to go fuck myself as well. FML
Today, my 7 year-old daughter loudly asked in the middle of a supermarket, "Mummy, what's a cunt?" FML
Today, I woke up to my daughter crying, and my son running through the living room completely naked with her bottle, laughing his head off. FML
Today, my daughter walked in on me taking a shower. She said, "Hey, yours is the same size as Dylan's!" My daughter has seen Dylan's penis, which apparently is the same size as mine. My daughter and Dylan are 7. FML
Today, I overheard my mom giving my 6-year-old daughter the sex talk. FML
Today, I was having sex with my wife when my 14 year-old daughter texted me from her room, "Stop." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I heard my parents going at it upstairs. He said, "sounds like they're having more fun than we did." To make it worse, he crept to their door and put his ear to it, telling me what he heard. FML
Today, I overheard my 5 year old daughter call a girl in her dance class a slut. Shocked, I asked her where she heard that word. Her response: "I heard you and Daddy say it about her Mommy." FML
Today, I was rushing around like a lunatic trying to get my shit together and knocked on my son's door a few times. The fourth time I did it, he shouted at me to just fuck off already because he’s trying to have a wank. Oops, and TMI son, TMI. FML
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GIRAFFES 0
Wow. I blame public schools? Harrr. :B
amyzerz 0
What sort of vulgar environment are you raising your kids in? Or is it simply the way our schooling system has come to nowadays... FYL & YDI.
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prospekt1 0
haha thats a stinker
censorshipoff 0
I hope you and your husband aren't using these words in front of your kids... wow.
Dragodon64 0
Wow, where do all of you judgmental jackasses get off telling him he's a terrible parent? You should teach them why its socially disadvantageous, not morally wrong, to say certain words when you feel like it. And, chances are, they learnt it in school.
reed20 0
You should have washed their mouth out with soap.
Holybatman 16
Wow... When I was 7, the worst swear that I knew was "stupid". I even got put into detention because I told some other kids that my teacher was stupid, and was ratted out. I learned the real swears later on, but I would never scream them out like those kids. This is definitely the combined fault of the kids, the parents and the school, because normal kids don't speak like that at that age. Just wow...
starflake 3
Bloody hell, if I spoke like that as a child, my mom would have hospitalised me! I still don't talk like that around her now and I'm 20!
PennyForAThought 0
How do they even know those words? Through you or through mass media? I damn well hope you at least scolded them or something, surely you made sure to tell them off? If not, well, they're never gone learn and then it will be your fault *shrugs* FYL and YDI.
Carribu 0
Wow. Your children are made of pure win. Anyway, they either get that from other children who hear it from their parents, other adults, or you. It's their environment.
cutebutpsycho 0
HA!!! I bet they heard it from mommy and daddy... You know, kids are really impressionable and they are like sponges, blah blah blah. But seriously--they love to repeat things that older people say so they sound more 'grown-up'. If that's what they were trying for, then I would tell them: FAIL. But if they heard you yell that at your husband/boyfriend/secret lover, then have him scream back at you, then YDI. But I did recently hear a 4-year-old call her dad a stupid f*cker, so you're not alone.
SurfCitySqueeze 0
not necessarily ydi. it could've been other factors